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    - EXAM problems I know ppl in here would gladly smite me coz of asking this question, nevertheless. I have got the training kit for MCSE core exams(70-290,291,293,294) problem is i really do not know what order to follow in reading the books, help would be greatly appreciated Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165926
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    - EXAM problems I know ppl in here would gladly smite me coz of asking this question, nevertheless. I have got the training kit for MCSE core exams(70-290,291,293,294) problem is i really do not know what order to follow in reading the books, help would be greatly appreciated Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165925
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    - Revelation of the day with regards to MS certification value [commentary] While both are totally invalid "certifications" and essentially unimportant in the job market, BOTH the MCNGP and the MCSBNGP+++ have been regarded by the unindoctrinated as "worthy", at least of an initial inquiry. It is only upon following up that we're full of something does it become apparent that we are better than everyone else. This suggests that currently non-existant certifications may be useful in increasing one's perceived value to stupid hiring managers. Consider the possibility... An overflow of "bogus" non-certification certifications on the market would cloud the vision of these human orange cones and hurtle MS's certification division into disarray. Consider... If there really were an MCSB, an MCSC, MCSD, MCSF, MCSG, MCSH, MCSI, et al, and you had one on your love me wall, and the hiring manager was too lazy to really look into it (and they usually ARE), your resume might move to the top of the stack simply because you have more four letter words than the next guy. As Microsoft has not specifically created these varied certifications, they cannot claim "ownership" of the initials, and as such, it would not be illegal to create them. If one were to create these certifications, what one could do is have a test for each, albeit one that is dramatically simpler than the . In this way, the certifications would become fair to stupid people, and the playing field would be leveled for entering the job market. The credibility of any given certification would require further analysis and examination on the part of the hiring manager, and the total cost of hiring an MCSwhatever would increase because it would become more difficult to separate reality from fiction. What steps would be required to make this process so it would not be easily discernable as "bogus"? What steps would be required to maintain the legality of the process? How many should we make? The certifications MCSB, MCSC, MCSD, MCSF, MCSG, MCSH, MCSI, MCSJ, MCSK, MCSL, MCSM, MCSN, MCSO, MCSP, MCSQ, MCSR, MCSS, MCST, MCSU, MCSV, MCSW, MCSX, MCSY, MCSZ, unless otherwise reserved, are (c)opyright 2005, Rob Lindman. All Rights Reserved. Patent Pending. The certifications MSCB, MSCC, MSCD, MSCF, MSCG, MSCH, MSCI, MSCJ, MSCK, MSCL, MSCM, MSCN, MSCO, MSCP, MSCQ, MSCR, MSCS, MSCT, MSCU, MSCV, MSCW, MSCX, MSCY, MSCZ, unless otherwise reserved, are (c)opyright 2005, Rob Lindman. All Rights Reserved. Patent Pending. Microcephalic S. Bob MCSBNGP+++/MSC*/MCS*/N@!? (republication rights granted upon request) Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165892
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    - Need your urgent help Hi, I am following a course sponsored by my office which will earn me the MCSE certificate. Today, I took a look at the practice test demo which is offered by measureup.com , and realized that I am too inexperienced in the server environment. It was horrible. That is why, I am posting here to get my spirit back, to face the actual exam. Is there anyone here who is willing to help me throughout the course for about 3 months? If you do, I'll be very grateful to you all. My email address is mohamed.shafee@gmail.com or shafee_mohamed@hotmail.com . Please email me. As of today, I have attended two classes... and finished the following topics: Introductions to Windows 2000 Professional, Windows 2000 Server, Windows 2000 Advanced Server, Windows 2000 Datacenter Server Introduction to Network models: Domain and Workgroup model, and a very bad demo of DSN server setup through configure your server wizard or dcpromo command. Windows 2000 Professional installation : system requirements (133MHz, 256MB free space, 64MB ram?), installation steps, file systems (FAT, FAT32, NTFS) Windows 2000 Control Panel... Device Manager, System Properties, Display Properties... e.t.c. The Microsoft Management Consol intro... creating a new consol and add/remove snap-in, saving and accessing the custom consols, event viewer intro, disk management intro Disk management: Basic Disks - Format which will support Primary and Extended partitions, Dynamic Disks - Format which will support Simple Volume, Spanned Volume, Stripped volume, Mirrored Volume, and RAID-5. (Intro) PLEASE HELP. Shafiee. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165876
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    - OT: Thursday time-waster You can waste time in the present or the future. Or the past, if you've seen this before: http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/index.html SFW, and kinda cool. -- KB MCNGP #26 Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165873
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    - On-Topic: My good deed for the year. http://www.indeed.com You can thank me later by voting this PotY Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165866
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    - Ping Ben Smith Delete me, baby. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165865
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    - Ping Kat! No good reason. We aim to please. -- JaR Thug 10110 MCNGP.com Dept of Customer Satisfaction Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165855
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    - Ist there a German Group for MCSE/MCSA??? Hi Folks, i am from Gemany and i am looking for a Newsgroup about MCSE/MCSA, who speak german. Have someone here an idea, where i can find them? Thanks -- Lady Sarah >>> Antworten nur an die Group <<< >>> Answers to the Group only <<< Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165809
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    - Server 2003 DHCP I have DHCP installed and setup correctly on my server. No problems reported, the event viewer shows all is well. The problem is that no clients are getting ip addresses and the server don't seem to to leasing them. I have fought with this all day. Any suggestions. DHCP is authorized, my scope is setup. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165801
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    - 070-290 simulations I am getting ready to take 070-290 exam abd I was wondering if anyone knows if there is a pool of simulation questions where the exam questions will come from or if the questions will be taken from anywhere in the books Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165794
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    - OT: Ping Neil Get on MSN for improtent memo-chat. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165778
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    - Pre-emptive strike on the MCNGP! The entirety of the MCNGP is now the MCSBNGP+++ Lamer Of The Week! <? /* Microcephalic S. Bob */ while ($cool > -1) { echo "MCSBNGP+++ Lothario of the Week #[7.13.86.42]\r\n"; echo "http://www.roblindman.com/ - hello, dad. I'm in JAIL!\r\n"; $cool++; } ?> Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165773
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    - Woohoo! Well, passed 291 today. Different testing centre from the last time and the whole thing went without a hitch. That makes me an MCSA. CCNA next, methinks. I'm getting a little tired of MS exams :-) Passed with 700, when actually I thought I might have failed due to me having to take an educated guess at more than one question. It's certainly not the nicest MS test in the world! Interestingly, I had the exact same problem as this guy had with a DNS simulation question: http://www.sadikhov.com/forum/Passed-70-291-Score-962_30107.html I sent feedback for that question. I also had another DNS sim question. The question involved two domains and a DNS server in one. The thing was, the same of the domain was wrong (i.e. the DNS server I was configuring was on abc.com and not xyz.com, even though the question said that I had to configure the DNS server on xyz.com...) Anyway, in conclusion, MS need to test their sims more thorougly. -- Chris M. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165771
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    - Ping Frisbee® Dear Frisbee MCNGP, I am waiting with anticipation for the 'profile' that will transform me into the ultimate chick magnet. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165759
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    - 70-291 DHCP Question Hello All, My second first (see post '70-291 - Didn't fail!' on the 31st of May for an explanation of that) attempt at 291 is on Tuesday. I have a question regarding DHCP and DHCP relays - how does the DHCP server know what set of configuration to serve to a client? What I mean is, let's say we have a DHCP server that will serve two subnets, with a DHCP relay on the remote subnet or a 1549 compliant router in between. There are two scopes on the DHCP server, one for the local subnet and one for the remote subnet. Now, what confuses me is this - when the DHCP sever receives a DHCPDISCOVER packet, it will just pick the next address from the free pool of addresses and send it as a DHCPOFFER, yes? So, how does the DHCP server know which scope to offer an address from? Obviously if a DHCPDISCOVER packet is relayed from the remote subnet, that client will need a different default gateway address. OK, we could use client reservations, but the books I have make no mention of using that in this situation. Yours confusedly, -- Chris M. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165720
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    - Global Scope Hello there. I need someone to explain the differences between Domain Local, Global and Universal Groups. I pick up concepts very quickly, but this one just has me at a loss. I have read three separate study guides and still cannot understand global scope. The article I am in front of right now reads; " ... The easier, more accurate and secure way to assign the permissions needed would be to create a Domain Local group and assign it the required permissions on the file shares. " Which I completely understand. Very straight forward, if it ended there... " After doing this, the administrator could create a Global group and place the 20 user accounts into that Global group. Adding the Global group to the Domain Local group results in all 20 users inheriting the Domain Local group's assigned permissions ... " What? Why would you do that? Surely you would simply assign the users to the Domain Local group, as outlined in the first paragraph. Why does the Global group even come into play? I really need some help on this one. Thanks, Luke O'Connell luke.us@gmail.com Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165700
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    - Poll MCA = or > New CCIE Will the Microsoft Certified Architect be the new CCIE? Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165687
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    - 70-215 test???HELP You want to delegate the backup and restore reponsibilties of all servers to a new employee named Richard.Richard must not be able to shut down any servers or uninstall any driver files. You need to apply the appropriate permissions for Richard.what should you do? A.Make Richard a member of the domain admins group. B.Make Richard a member of the server operations group. C.Make Richard a member of the backup operations group. D.Grant Richard the user rights to backup and restore files on all computers in the domain. E.Gtant Richard read only permission to the volumes from which he needs to back up and restore files. The answer is D!!!WHY????why not isC ??? Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165681
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    - 70-294 Simulation Hi, Does any one know when microsoft is starting 70-294 simulation based exam. Onr their site it says June 2005, it doesnt have any dates. Thanks AC Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165658
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    - Windows Installer The windows installer service could not be accessed. This can occur if you are running Windows in safe mode, or if the Windows Installer is not correctly installed. Contect your suport personnel for assistance. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165648
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    - Restore 2003 Server to Different Hardware I'm trying to setup my disaster recovery plan for a windows 2003 server running TS. It is currently on old IBM hardware, but for disaster recovery I will need to know how to restore to some later IBM hardware. What would be the best path to bring the box back to life? Any suggestions please? For a test, I am currently in the slow process of installing 2003 on different hardware and am going to restore the full backup over it from the old 2003 server, then do a 'repair install' of 2003. I'm not sure if this will work considering 2003 and TS licensing and other issues to do with 2003. However, I have (after much effort) successfully restored a 2000 Domain Controller that had FSMO, GC, DNS and Exchange 5.5 to different hardware. If anyone would like my notes on how I did this, let me know. But at the moment, I'm trying to do the same with 2003. -- Regards, Slarty Bartfast - "Huh? I mean seriously, and with great sincerity, HUH?" Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165635
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    - 70-215! How many questions are there in Exam 70-215, how long is the exam(in minutes) and How many points do I need in order to past Thanks Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165607
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    - And so it goes... http://tinyurl.com/asq5v -- JaR Thug 10110 MCNGP.com Employment Dept. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165603
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    - OT: Wednesday pr0n Lesbians are cool, but it's not like I'd turn off a threesome: http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7487 SFW -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 Briscobar AT gmail DOT com www.mcngp.com's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165600
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    - Poll Given the amount of attention those MCNGP'ers seem to create, I thought it's about time for a poll. So who is the most hated MCNGP member? Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165571
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    - Cannot Open the Stencil window using Controls I am currently just testing out how to embed Visio within a Windows form. I have the main FORM class that has these definitions: public AxMicrosoft.Office.Interop.VisOcx.AxDrawingControl axDrawingControl1; .... public Form1() { InitializeComponent(); Visio.Application visioApp = null; visioApp = (Visio.Application) this.axDrawingControl1.Window.Application; this.axDrawingControl1.Src = "C:\\Program Files\\Microsoft Office\\Visio11\\1033\\blank.vsd"; Diagram diag = new Diagram(visioApp); ... } This code calls another class, called Diagram in which I programmatically create a diagram. Unfortunately, I get a run-time exception on the last line: ... docsObj = visioApp.Documents; docObj = docsObj.Add("Basic Diagram.vst"); pagsObj = visioApp.ActiveDocument.Pages; pagObj = pagsObj[1]; ***stnObj = visioApp.Documents["Basic Shapes.vss"];*** ... For some reason, the stencil window does not load within the control or the form and this is what is causing the exception. This code works perfectly fine if I just run it w/in Visio, replacing the line : visioApp = (Visio.Application) this.axDrawingControl1.Window.Application; with visioApp = new Visio.Application(); Any ideas? Am I forgetting to set something within the control? Thanks in advance, Alex Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165559
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    - MCSE to be scrapped http://tfl09.blogspot.com/2005/06/microsoft-ditches-mcse-credentials.html Can anyone comment on this? Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165552
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    - Allow log on locally in Default Domain Controller Policy. I was looking over our group policy settings while studying for 70-292 and noticed that the group Domain Users is included in the Allow log on locally setting in the Default Domain Controller Policy. Is this ok or dangerous? Is it necessary? DCs are 2003 standard. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165532
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    - Strange thing with MCP site and passports Hi, I don't know what is happening to MS MCP site, but I had two times in four months to change my email in personal info.. Let me explain the situation: When I got my first exam pass I registered my MS passport on my company's email account (stupid me), after I left this company I changed my Personal information in MCP site, but I could change my passport, oh well let it be ;) bur after some time I've noticed that my email changed back to my passport's mail? why this is happening? MS is playing with backup of DB? Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165512
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    - New exams? I've seen the description of the new ISA server 2004 exam, but no date as yet when it goes live. Does any one know of any other new exams that Microsoft are planning as there haven't been any for quite a while? I wondered if they were going to do exams for SMS 2003 and MOM 2005. -- Regards James Saunders Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165492
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    - Recent MCSE; 50% off TechNet Plus subscriptions is $225?? I'd just like to know where I can purchase a TechNet Plus Subscription for $450USD... Seems to me that they are ALL more than that--so, that means my 50% discount isn't really a 50% discount.... Anyone else notice this? Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165486
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    - E-mail Signatures I am needing some assistance in how to properly layout an e-mail signature. I have four certs so far (not all Microsoft) and I need some suggestions on how layout the signature. Should I use / or , between certs and that sort of thing. Here is what I have come up with, please advise if it is proper or not (Microsoft's guidelines not too much help on this). My Name MCP/MCSA/CCNA/CompTIA A+ Information Systems Mgr Company Name MCSA LOGO - CCNA LOGO Thanks in advance. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165478
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    - Certification Could you please recommend me a good institute to take the MCSE Training in the North NJ Area. Thanks Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165475
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    - 292 Blues... Ok, I just took the 292 for the second time. I knew that I was underprepared the first time, so I worked on it in my spare time for a couple of weeks. Felt much better about it, heard birds possibly chirping, clicked "I'm done," and... didn't pass. Ok, not the end of the world. And I've seen much of the conversation here about the difficulties. What I don't quite get is the scoring. There are six categories on the test. Simply adding the bars together I was well over the 70% (700 out of 1000) needed. But I did score lower than 70% on three of the categories. Do I need to: 1> Just quit whining and become perfect? 2> Bring all categories up above 70%? 3> Bring most (ie, 5) categories above 70%? It's not as clear cut in terms of what skillset category I should focus on. I might add that this one is particularly frustrating. Especially if you add in the "there are some questions that don't count" issue. 40 questions, equally spread would give 6-7 questions per category. In order to get 70% means essentially getting 5 questions right. Add to that some of the questions seem to be particularly squirrely in terms of scenario. These scenarios may be more appropriate to real life, but real life doesn't give you a 2 hour stopwatch. Ah, well. Sorry if this sounds like whining (dusting myself off and getting back on the horse). I absolutely understand and applaud the attempt to make the certifications more meaningful by making the exams more challenging. And I absolutely reserve the right, once I've passed it, to make condescending comments about people who complain about the exam later on<g>. -- RL (failure has a name...) Coppedge, MCSE/MCDBA/MCT NorthEast Ohio www.RLCoppedge.com RLCoppedge <around> hotmail <not dash, but...> com Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165472
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    - 70-292 Exam Hi, I just did the above exam and I only got 40 questions. Is that normal? Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165468
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    - MCSE certified or not? I have passed these exames: 270-290-291-293-294-298-299, but my profiel still says: MCSA Did I miss something here, if I look on the learming site I think I must have MCSE Anyone? Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165435
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    - test question You are the network administrator for contoso.com. The network consists of a single Active Directory domain named contoso.com. The company's main office is in Tokyo, and it has a branch office in Osaka. Each office is configured as an Active Directory site. The two offices are connected by a 128-Kbps connection. All domain controllers run Windows Server 2003. All client computers run Windows XP Professional. All network administrators are located in Tokyo. Universal group membership caching is enabled. The server roles and IP addresses for each site are below: Site Server role IP address Tokyo DNS, global catalog, WINS, DHCP 10.10.10.200 Osaka DNS, domain controller, DHCP 10.10.20.200 The network connection between Tokyo and Osaka intermittently fails. Only the client computers in Tokyo have NetBIOS enabled. All client computers are configured to use DHCP. The significant DHCP scope options for Tokyo are below: Scope option Setting WINS/NBNS Servers 10.10.20.200 DNS Servers 10.10.10.200, 10.10.20.200 Router 10.10.20.1 You create a user account for a new employee in Osaka. The user report that she cannot log on to the domain. You confirm that you can log on by using your account and then by using the user's account. You also confirm that all other users in Osaka can log on. You need to ensure that the user can authenticate to the domain. What should you do? A. Configure the user's user account to store passwords by using reversible encryption. B. Configure the user's computer account to be trusted for delegation. C. Force Active Directory replication to occur between Tokyo and Osaka. D. Change the Router setting in the DHCP scope options to 10.10.10.1. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165427
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    - If you are failing exams many times, Don't worry. I failed 4 times and passed finally at the 5th try. (70-290). I tried VUE and Prometric. I got about 650 with VUE. 1 month later, without much more studying, I took the test with Prometric. The score was 200 more. Does anyone have this kind of experience? With VUE, although I replied confidently, my score was very bad. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165425
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    - Rotating my shield harmonics I changed my name. Now, anyone who just blocked me in the past 24 hours will have to reblock me, just because they are stupid. I'm going to start changing my name every day, so if you try to block me, I get to call you twice as stupid. Microcephalic S. Bob http://www.roblindman.com/ - neener neener Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165418
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    - New to MCP -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Hello, I'm new to MS certifications, and am having difficulties finding out exactly which exams I should take, and what certifications are available? I was told that having an MCSE would be great to put on a resume, but after looking up more information on MS's website, I found that there were other exams that would probably be best to start with. Also, I read somewhere that the A+ was a prerequisite for the MSCE. I'm already pretty well versed in Windows XP, and have a lot of experience working with Windows Server 2000 and 2003, but am wondering where to start. I'm currently reviewing for the A+ (although I'm extremely confident it will be a breeze...) I should have taken it years ago, but didn't bother as I already had 6+ months experience and didn't want to pay for it. But now, it seems that I should before I take the MS certs. Also, what makes you an "MCP", as I didn't see this as a separate certification. From what I understand, passing nearly any of the MS exams will give you this status. From the looks of it, it seems that the MCDST would be a good place to start, as it seems to be the lowest level of certification available. Any ideas on where to start? And what exams are necessary for what certifications? Rainman -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.4.1 (MingW32) Comment: Using GnuPG with Thunderbird - http://enigmail.mozdev.org iD8DBQFCocRF9ZOMhmWO5XkRAt01AJ4ypyUrCpHD2k9eA6BCQ3FJUPC//QCfc3Sd YO0MIwFt4mcaTz1ytEvjMrA= =m+D+ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165406
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    - Joining one to many relational table I have two tables: Table1 has A,A,B,B,B and Table2 has A, B. I want to join Table1 with Table2 and update Table1, but I want to update only 1 for A and 1 for B in Table1. How will I do it? Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165404
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    - 70-270 Self Test software hey guys, Im taking the 70-270 test next week and was wondering if any 1 has the self test software... If so please email me to seelanr@gmail.com Thanks Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165364
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    - The Rev I know you don't care, but I wanted to clarify. I walked away from my last job because someone high up in the company "asked" me to use my position to further unethical ends. This person was, prior to this, a trusted friend and I didn't expect it. I humored him, but I left, disgusted. I have no respect for that sort of thing, or a system that rewards it. Microcephalic S. Bob http://www.roblindman.com/ - now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165346
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    - Microsoft Exchange 2000 Server OR Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Which Elective Exams should i take? I am trying to decide between one of the following. (1) Exam 70-224: Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft Exchange 2000 Server (2) Exam 70-228: Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Enterprise Edition I have work experience with AD, GPO, Managing Windows 2000 Network But no experience with Exchange OR SQL. Thanks for your help. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165320
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    - 70-270 I never see any post about the 70-270 exam... Is it that easy? Should i stop being a chicken (giving chickens a bad name) and take the d@mn test? I've read the MS Press Exam 70-270 cover to cover (twice) and done all the labs... I've setup up my server lab and started reading Exam 70-290... Any comments? TIA Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165302
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    - What does MCNGP stand for? Are you guys some elite Microsoft Specialist group? How do I join? Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165272
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    - SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! Folks, let's face the facts. The Microsoft MCSE tests are probably designed so you will fail multiple times. Look at the history we see here... They are laden with convenient software crashes, hordes of unnecessary paperwork, numbers, and the burden of having to show up just so you can fail for Microsoft's financial gain at your expense and your suffering. Of course, pass or fail, your supervisor requires you to take these tests. And there's a job later on that might require you to have a four letter word like MCSE on your resume. In truth, admit it to yourself if not me, the time, the struggle, the effort, the failure, it's not REALLY going to help you to get that better job that you actually deserve, because there's a big breasted blonde or the Vice Presidents rich nephew who will get it in spite of your bosses promises and your obvious qualifications. But let's not dwell on that fact. Let's look away from the bait and switch maneuvering that comes from dealing with Evil, Incorporated, and the sickening bureacratic do nothings that control Corporate America. Instead, let's look for a SOLUTION. Now that you know the test could be rigged, you've got to ask yourself, how can I spare myself the wasted time and effort, the pain and agony of repeated (albeit probably intentional and entirely not my fault) failure, the extra days of waiting? How can I spare myself the potential impact on my current deadline that will make me look bad at work like I can't get things done? How can I spare myself the potential impact on my home life and how my kids will despise me for missing little Jimmy's softball game when I was working towards the fallacy of an (four letter word:) MCSE? IS THERE AN ANSWER THAT WILL HELP ME AVOID ALL THIS UNDESIRABLE BOOLZH!T? Yes, there is. The answer is to send someone else! The answer is MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE. YEAH! For a limited time only, you can send ME in your place and I WILL FAIL FOR YOU. I'M GREAT AT IT. And I will endure the hassles, the paperwork, the torture, the ugly fat greasy people who breathe heavily behind you and smell like bad cheese, the sneers and retorts, the noises, distractions, the uncomfortable sitting position, and the software failures that are all probably part of a plan to make YOU feel bad about yourself, a plan to make YOU hate your life, a plan to STEAL YOUR MONEY AND HAPPINESS IN RETURN FOR NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF PAPER AND A RECORD IN A DATABASE SOMEWHERE. Send me, and it will be my fault. Send me, and send a message to them that YOU'RE HAPPY AS HELL AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! Yes, with MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE, YOU TOO CAN TAKE THE DAY OFF. Get caught up on your deadline. See Jimmy's first bunt and little Cyndy's ballerina recital. Spare your ego. Fool your bosses. FIGHT THE MAN. PUT AN END TO POVERTY (at least, for Microcephalic S. Bob). There you have it, friends, for just a small stipend, transportation, room and board, a meal, and a disguise, I'll be the one to blame for your failure the first two times you go take the potentially rigged test for that nearly worthless MCSE. From the look of things, you would have failed twice anyway, because they control it, and they get to charge you to retake it. With MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE, you can save yourself the grief, the wasted time, and the wasted effort and needless frustration. MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE - You'll get caught up at work, and your kids will love you for it. MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE - the easy way to fail - try it today! Microcephalic S. Bob http://www.roblindman.com/ - MCSE is a four-letter word. Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165244
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    - 70-292 question You are the network administrator for contoso.com Active Directory domain. The domain includesWindows Server 2003 domain controllers and Windows XP Professonal client computers.A new administrator named Sandra is hired to assist you in deploying Windows XP Professional to100 new computers. Sandra installs the operating system on a new computer named contoso11. However, when Sandra tries to log on to the domain from contoso11, she is unsuccessful. The logon box does now allow her to view and select the domain name. You need to ensure that Sandra can log on to the domain from contoso11. What should you do? A. Enable the computer account for contoso11. B. Configure contoso11 as a member of the domain. C. Add Sandra's user account to the Enterprise Admins group. D. Add Sandra's user account to the Server Operators group. i think the answer is obviously B, but testking v60 says C! any ideas? Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165229
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    - Second Shot Extended www.PearsonVUE.com/ms/2ndShot You procrastinators (me included) have until 31 August 2005 to take advantage of the 2nd shot deal. This must mean that even more exams have been updated! Woohoo! Tag: Boot camp Tag: 165220

I would like to confirm if

www.cathayschool.com

is a certified Microsoft partner???

Re: Boot camp by rainman

rainman
Thu Jun 16 17:03:22 CDT 2005

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Jimbo wrote:
> I would like to confirm if
>
> www.cathayschool.com
>
> is a certified Microsoft partner???

You should be able to email any of those companies listed, to verify
that they are a member of the organization they are claiming.

Rainman
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Re: Boot camp by kpg

kpg
Thu Jun 16 17:12:35 CDT 2005

they say when your graduate you can walk through firewalls...

be pinged for, but not be found...

Re: Boot camp by Dr

Dr
Thu Jun 16 19:06:11 CDT 2005

rainman licks my left one.

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>> I would like to confirm if
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>> www.cathayschool.com
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>> is a certified Microsoft partner???
>
> You should be able to email any of those companies listed, to verify
> that they are a member of the organization they are claiming.
>
> Rainman
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Re: Boot camp by Frisbee�

Frisbee®
Fri Jun 17 08:15:22 CDT 2005

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
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> they say when your graduate you can walk through firewalls...
>
> be pinged for, but not be found...

PotD

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