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    - pre populating domain for course 2274C Hi, I have just begun course 2274C(leading to 70-290) and I need to simulate the classroom environment on my virtual PC. The scripts are not present on the Student's Materials CD like they used to be,I have got an older version of the book (2274A), and it got the scripts...but they are different from what they are doing now....does anyone where I can get the scripts for 2274C ? Thanks Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193175
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    - Question for mcngp geeks Would you please tell me how to edit and restore the registry in Windows XP and Windows Server 2003? Thanks, bye.. -- I really enjoy talking to as-sholes on the net. It makes me sleep peacefully knowing that I didnâ??t hurt any innocent people Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193173
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    - could I find a job > I'm egyption guy 39 years working on hardware > I desgin to get MCSA thin MCSE do you think I can get a job by passing > this 8 exam only !!!!withe my age > and I'm studying english too hard >how can I get Experience without getting a job >270,290,291,293,294,228,298 is that agood choice or there is another good one -- Moneim Azim Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193168
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    - Semi-OT: Tuesday Tools http://kgbarchiver.sourceforge.net/ WinZip not cutting it anymore? WinRAR not compressing enough? Try this. Can compress a 430MB MS Office ISO down to 1.4MB....small enough to fit on a floppy. Of course, it comes with higher hardware requirements, but they don't look terribly hard to meet. Especially for the technically inclined, who have better machines than the regular internet scum. Have not tried it myself, but fully intend to mess around with it. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com claims to have seen the Loch Ness monster on several occasions. Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193159
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    - [ot- sort of] You can't make this stuff up! Absolutely classic; http://www.centos.org/modules/news/article.php?storyid=127 -- JaR MCNGP #22 Remove hat to reply Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193153
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    - Test answers I attended training for my MCSE and other certs at a place called Current Technologies in Portage, IN. The owner, Alan Gardner routinely copies test king or Troy Techs and passes them out as "test prep tools". Hey, these are the answers to the exam, how common is this really at a training center that is supposedly certified my MS? Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193060
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    - Allitcertkiller.com study guides now more cheaper than Testking.co.uk Allitcertkiller.com study guides now more cheaper than Testking.co.uk Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193044
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    - Elective choice Im trying to figure out which would be the most beneficial elective to take for MCSA in 2003. I dont want to just take the easiest one. Any recommends? Randy "I can install a golf game on my pc, shouldnt that be worth some kind of certification?" Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193041
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    - question about studying for 290 & 291 I've passed 270, 271 & 272 by self-paced, taking the exams weeks apart. I'm about to start studying for 290 & 291. And noticed a lot of people in the MCDST newsgroup took both 271 & 272 exams on the one day. What is your opinion on studying for 290 & 291? study them individually? or study as one big subject and take both exams on the same day? Thanks Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193040
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    - Windows 2003 Server Resource Kit I want to add the above title to my library of knowledge and notice that there are two versions 1)Microsoft Windows 2003 Server Resource Kit: Special Promotion Edition (Paperback) 2)Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Resource Kit (Paperback) I also notice that the promotion edition is roughly $60 less than the non-promotion edition. what I don't notice is what the difference is in the two. does anyone kknow what the difference is in the two ither than cost?? Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193032
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    - Wanting Certification-Where to start I informally handle our tech at our school/church (75 stations). Mostly P2P stuff. I want to get my MCSE, but am not sure if I should get my MCSA first or something else. And not sure where I can get training to pass the certs. AND, not sure if it's over my head. ANY help/direction you can provide is alot more than I have. Thanks in advance. -- MCEM Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193025
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    - Which Exams? Hi fellow newbies! I need to know how many exams I need to pass in order to get my MCSE diploma? Also, is an MCSD the same as an MCSE diploma, just with a different name? Ta James Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193005
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    - Your Certification Has Expired How does Microsoft determine when certifications expire? Mark Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 193004
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    - [ot] Virtual MCSE http://www.eprover.org/VMCSE/mcse.html It seems we will no longer be needed. -- JaR MCNGP #22 Remove hat to reply Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192992
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    - MCP what? OK, I am now a MCP. I think. Got a mail telling me: "Congratulations! You have distinguished yourself by passing an exam that is more rigorous than ever before." ok, what exam? (I have taken a few beta and don't know which I passed) also, I can't log in to the site 1) Can't log in because I can't log out because architecturewebcasts.com keeps me logged in 2) "Error 1..." when using temporary password with this new passport I had to make with a new mail on a new windows user I had to make (...) google says "It take a few days..." well, there is room for improvements here. Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192970
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    - OT: My next PC I think this is the coolest: http://www.thinktankpc.com/americanclassic.html -- aka Doom MCNGP #38 Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192958
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    - Study Material Good evening all, I'm new to this forum, so I shall not babble. Well over a year ago I completed my W2K MCSE. I now feel it's time to do the upgrade to the MCSE server 2003. This I believe involves sitting the 292 and 296 exams. I'd like to know several things before I embark on this journey. 1. What study books do people out there recommend (in the past I've used Exam Cram and Sybex) 2. What questions are good (in the past I've used Boson and Transender) 3. What CBT video/DVD's do people recommend (again in the past I've used CBT nuggets) 4. Apart from Microsoft, does any other web sites out there give good advise on MCP stuff. Thanks in advance for your help, It's been over a year and I feel out of the loop, but I'm really keen to get going on this, if anyone would like to give me some pointers and hints and tips, they would be most welcome. Cheers Greg Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192956
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    - Test your self.. I see mcngp business become less active than ever on this forum Whoever caused this to happen must be a thought clever brainy,,,, how about alil somthin for you? ----maybe you can learn alil somthin about your self and how much of an as-shole you may be. and Please donâ??t forget to share with us the results after taking this test. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ahtest good luck btw, Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192894
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    - OT: And so it was fortold..... ... that the great and mighty Eddie Rox will return and destroy the MCNGP once and for all Amen Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192882
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    - [OT] Annoucement Number 51's belated welcome announcement has been finally added to the site[1] Sorry for the delay, I've had the ghodsbedamned flu. If it's any cosolation, this was only one of a long list of things that I haven't gotten done in the last week. Oh, and welcome to the ward, BD. The fitting for the long sleeved jacket of office is this afternoon. Hope you like the rubber walls. [1] So dock my pay. -- JaR MCNGP #22 Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192844
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    - OT: Attn JYTC Thought you would like to know... I had a little brush with fame (or shame... depends on how you look at it). Yesterday morning... I got off the bus in downtown Mpls... went up the first elevator to the main floor (2nd level)... and just as I walk out... Dante Cullpepper, his wife, and another guy came walking out of the stair well. I was walking behind them... trying to make my way to my building in the skyway... and lo and behold... he was going where I was. Got on the elevator with him... apparently, he was heading to a conference room on the 3rd floor... he had a court date yesterday morning in regards to the love boat incident. He was decked out in a suit... But the most amazing thing was... his wife... baby got back. She was one chunky lady. Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192838
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    - OT Thursday Humour i dont know why i find this funny, i just do http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=m&board=37138445&tid=apwalkingacrossamerica&sid=37138445&mid=337 sfw Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192827
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    - Mcse study help What is the best way to learn Mcse from self learning thanks -- Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/ Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192824
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    - Obtain MCSE certificaiton without exams(Pay after check result)100% passing gaurantee FRIENDS Here i m going to tell you the fastest way to get MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA,ORACLE,SOLAIS certified without efforts...... friends i have five vue and prometric testing sites here in INDIA.......so, i will do the exams on the behalf of the candidates, make them pass and charge some extra amount from them......... see i need ur some details then i will book ur exam on my testing site, make u pass in exam then send scoresheet to you....by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur exam status online on related official secure site..... when u will check ur exam status online only then send me payment through western union money transfer....... what details i need from the candidates :- 1. candidate full name(that he wants to appear on his scoresheet and certificate) 2. candidate full address(for certificatio delivery) 3. candidate passport or driving liciense scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. candidate landline as well as cell number(with country code) 5. correct exam numbers....... so, if anyone is really intrested in this then jsut mail me these details then he will be certified within a week.... rates :- any microsoft exam :- 250 usd(including exam fee) ccna exam :- 500 usd(including exam fee) ccnp each exam :- 600 usd(inlcduing exam fee) so.if anyone intrested in this just mail me at vinay_vue_prometric@yahoo.com or vinay_vue_prometric@hotmail.com u can also catch me on chat on my both messengers... thanzzzzzzzzzz friends vinay Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192823
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    - Recommendations for study guides for 70-228 Today at work I was told that I need to take the 70-228 to get a rais and pass it by June. I need some recommendations for study materials I am an application person more than a network person but my compan needs the SQL Server Cert and I need more $$$$. I was a backu administrator to SQL Server 2000 at my last job but it has bee several years already. I was never involved in the setup o configuration of the DB Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192812
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    - (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder) (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder) == LOSER Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192790
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    - OT: All MCNGP please report to the sekrit site I posted something on there I know you will all want to read. Sorry to all non-MCNGP. -- aka Doom MCNGP #38 Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192782
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    - OT: Where To Find Dumps For Achmed! Use the Evil Goat Search at http://www.planetoftheheads.com/sites/search/ MCSB Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192741
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    - Re: MCSE LOGO question Er, Whoops, sent unwittingly. Continued below: "Moderator [MVP] [Meaty Variable Parser] [7.13.86.42]" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote > > His website tingles my snorkel: > > 'Cacti Developers has a domain name! -- http://CactiDevelopers.ResDev.Net' > > "My Bologna has a first name! O S C A R" > > And, he apparently has powers and abilities beyond those of mortal men: "New Ability To Add Comments To The Blog!!!" Another odd thing is his counter: Total pages users have visited: 4851 Yet, I can't find 4000+ pages on his site? Also, his voting page has some discrepencies... It's supposed to be a blog, right? But look at this poll: Which feature would you like to be most implemented? 6 Votes -- Blog So, 6 people who visited his Blog voted that they would like to see a Blog implemented. MCSB Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192725
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    - filthy old hack now thats funny! Here a link to a screenshot of the new mcngp website (incase you miss it before it's sorted). I like the new colour-scheme. http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5943/mcngp4au.png http://tinyurl.com/qsnf8 -- LoopBack Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192664
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    - MCSE LOGO question hi, i just did my mcse, i am creating new resume and i am not sure where to put the mcse logo, should it be on the top or at the bottom, and is there any site on the internet where i can find an example, thanks! Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192633
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    - OT: Tuesday find Check this out - an interesting utility that shows where all your hard disk space went - using a tree map. http://windirstat.sourceforge.net very cool (at least I thought so) I assume it requires .net kpg Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192589
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    - OT: Spelling issues Legit company and legit web site http://www.fcuk.com/home_06ss.html -- --------------------------------------------------------------------- Lnkwizard2 MCNGP 2^5 http://www.mcngp.com "He who does not test himself is worthless indeed" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192583
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    - mcse exam syllabus details dear friends, i am a new commer of this group. i want mcse course syllabus details and how many papers does exam preparation and what r they... -- Kumar.M Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192565
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    - Selling 3 MS Voucher for Certification Exams Subject: Selling 3 MS Voucher for Certification Exams Hello, I'm based in Toronto, Canada and I have 3 Microsoft exam vouchers (for any cerfification exam) for sale that I will not use. They are $125USD and I am wanting to sell them ASAP. They expire at the end of this month. I am selling them for $50USD each. If interested, please reply immediately to FLD. Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192553
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    - Which version of Windows Vista is right for you? extracted from http://www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/versions/default.mspx The five different versions of Windows Vista are designed to fit the way you intend to use your PC: Windows Vista Business Regardless of the size of your organization, Windows Vista Business will help you lower your PC management costs, improve your security, enhance your productivity, and help you stay better connected. Windows Vista Enterprise Windows Vista Enterprise is designed to meet the needs of large global organizations with highly complex IT infrastructures. Windows Vista Enterprise can help you lower your IT costs while providing additional layers of protection for your sensitive data. Windows Vista Home Premium Whether you choose to use your PC to write e-mail and surf the Internet, for home entertainment, or to track your household expenses, Windows Vista Home Premium delivers a more complete and satisfying computing experience. Windows Vista Ultimate If you want all of the best business features, all of the best mobility features, and all of the best home entertainment features that Windows Vista has to offer, Windows Vista Ultimate is the solution for you. With Windows Vista Ultimate you don't have to compromise. Windows Vista Home Basic Windows Vista Home Basic is designed to deliver improved reliability, security, and usability to home PC users who just want to do the basics with their PCs. Time to get your benjamins out, otherwise it's a retarded version of vista for you, AKA: Windows Vista Home Basic. -- LoopBack who says I'm cynical Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192552
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    - Windows 2000 AD Problem I have a Windows 2000 stand alone server that was once part of a domain. It appears it was not a clean break from the domain. The domain had a policy that did not allow users to change password, that this server retains. Any idea's? I have tried starting up AD users and computers and it says it cannot contact a domain. I have checked all the accounts, none of them are checked, do not allow user to change password. GPresult does show it is still getting a group policy update from the old domain. We cannot find any record of it in the old domain Active Directory. Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192547
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    - Problems with MS Training & certification centre. Hi there, this isn't probably the most appropriate forum to talk about this issue but at the moment Im struggling to find the right channel within MS. I finished my final MCSE 2003 paper in late January & for the last 3 weeks I've been battling with MS training & certification centre to get them to update my certification status. I did all the prereqs to update from MCSE NT4.0 but they questioned my NT4 qual -even though my transcript has all required papers -and I received a certificate. From there they escallated it to another team & since then I've not managed to get any meaningful update or eta from them. Last time someone was supposed to call me back -which didn't happen... Im frustrated that I've spend all this time & effort to pass these papers, just to be mucked around by MS themselves. Im looking to apply for new job positions shortly but I can't categorically say Im MCSE 2003 at the moment... Any suggests?? Anthony Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192532
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    - OT: Monday MCNGP Mania Attenshun K-Mart Choppers! New poll on super-sekret seckshun of MCNGP web site. Vote often and early. Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192487
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    - exam score report I am really struggling with my 70-284 exam and have the exam score report from failed test. My question is i am weak on 3 of 6 sections but the section header does not correspond with any of my study material. Example i am weak in managing monitoring technologies that support exchange server2003, there are 14 chapters in my MS training kit none of which fit or forfill this section completely. Does anyone know if i can buy study material that is a match to the sections i am weak in. Thanks for any help. Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192431
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    - testking.co.uk is the best for all IT exams with less cost testking.co.uk is the best for all IT exams with less cost Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192429
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    - Are there simulation questions in 298??? I was surprised when I took my 294 and discovered sim questions. Still passed but barely. I was told on sims in 294 until the end of January, but there they were in early Jan. I don't want the same surprise again. Thanks. Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192422
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    - Ink Sorry guys. The spam stuff was not my intent. I do oppoligies and won't happen again. I have never been on newsgroups before and not sure how to work them. I hope you guys can forgive a bad choice. Murphey Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192403
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    - Ink Man I have found this site that has the cheapest ink for any printer. You can compare prices and then review the companies on service and quality. <http://www.imagraphix.com> Let me know what you think Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192401
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    - W2K upgrade - Books, Questions and CBT Video's Good evening all, I'm new to this forum, so I shall not babble. Well over a year ago I completed my W2K MCSE. I now feel it's time to do the upgrade to the MCSE server 2003. This I believe involves sitting the 292 and 296 exams. I'd like to know several things before I embark on this journey. 1. What study books do people out there recommend (in the past I've used Exam Cram and Sybex) 2. What questions are good (in the past I've used Boson and Transender) 3. What CBT video/DVD's do people recommend (again in the past I've used CBT nuggets) 4. Apart from Microsoft, does any other web sites out there give good advise on MCP stuff. Thanks in advance for your help, It's been over a year and I feel out of the loop, but I'm really keen to get going on this, if anyone would like to give me some pointers and hints and tips, they would be most welcome. Cheers Greg Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192387
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    - Part time work beside of college have completed MCSE Hi there.. I was wondering how easy it is to get a part time job in a company as an administrator .. I am returning to school again after some years of work in the IT industry. I have also half way my MCSD studying, and i was thinking of applying into a college in the states, mainly califonia or MIT? any suggestions will be taken with gratitude.. regards Brian Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192386
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    - Whitch 1 next? helo, just got my first mcp and need 2 no which 1 2 do next? Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192376
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    - testking.co.uk is the best for all IT exams testking.co.uk is the best for all IT exams Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192370
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    - MCSE the exams Hi to everyone, My first ever posting so il make it short and sharp!A quick intro, i'm Indy and I am about to begin the long road to Microsoft certification. So, how many questions are there in the 070-290 exam and what is the duration. It doesn't seam this info is available on the exam detail section listed on the Microsoft website. Where can I find this info? Any tips from the guys that have already gained the MCSE qualification -- -------Knowledge is Power------- Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192352
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    - Obtain MCSE certification without exams(PAY AFTER CHECKING RESULT)100%passing gaurantee FRIENDS Here i m going to tell you the fastest way to get MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA,ORACLE,SOLAIS certified without efforts...... friends i have five vue and prometric testing sites here in INDIA.......so, i will do the exams on the behalf of the candidates, make them pass and charge some extra amount from them......... see i need ur some details then i will book ur exam on my testing site, make u pass in exam then send scoresheet to you....by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur exam status online on related official secure site..... when u will check ur exam status online only then send me payment through western union money transfer....... what details i need from the candidates :- 1. candidate full name(that he wants to appear on his scoresheet and certificate) 2. candidate full address(for certificatio delivery) 3. candidate passport or driving liciense scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. candidate landline as well as cell number(with country code) 5. correct exam numbers....... so, if anyone is really intrested in this then jsut mail me these details then he will be certified within a week.... rates :- any microsoft exam :- 250 usd(including exam fee) ccna exam :- 500 usd(including exam fee) ccnp each exam :- 600 usd(inlcduing exam fee) so.if anyone intrested in this just mail me at vinay_vue_promet...@yahoo.com Tag: OT: Become a mans man Tag: 192317

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