OT: For the Canadians
Neil, what did you do to this poor guy?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14818183/ sfw Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202999
OT: Ode to Mothman
With apologies to Shel Silverstein
In the swamplands long ago,
Where the weeds and mudglumps grow,
A Yipiyuk bit on my toe.
Exactly why I do not know.
I kicked and cried
And hollered "Oh"-
The Yipiyuk would not let go.
I whispered to him soft and low-
The Yipiyuk would not let go.
I shouted "Stop," "Desist" and "Whoa"-
The Yipiyuk would not let go.
Yes, it was sixteen years ago,
The Yipiyuk still won't let go.
The snow may fall,
The winds may blow-
The Yipiyuk will not let go.
The snow may melt,
The grass may grow-
The Yipiyuk will not let go.
I drag him 'round each place I go.
This Yipiyuk that won't let go.
And now my child at last you know
Exactly why I walk so slow. Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202995
OT: Wednesday Why My Son Rules
This morning I related to my eight-year-old son what had transpired only 1/2
hour earlier.
"I got up before everyone else this morning, and took JoJo (our poodle mix)
out to pee. When he was done, I discovered that I had locked myself out of
the house."
"What did you do, Daddy?"
"Well, I knocked on the door, but you were all still asleep! So, I figured
I'd better walk around to my bedroom window to try to wake mommy up by
tapping on the window. But I was a little worried because it was still dark
outside, and there's lots of cactus in the front yard, and I was afraid that
JoJo might step on a cactus."
"Why didn't you just pick JoJo up and carry him, Daddy?"
Apparently my boy has inherited his mother's common sense. Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202965
Simulation question
Hi all,
I was wondering about the marking stategy of simulation questions.
Are you marked on steps leading to an outcome? Or just the final
results?
Does the order of the tasks done affect the final mark?
Does the specific steps you take to complete a task have bearing? (for
example My computer/control panel/administrative tools/something.exe OR
start/administrative tools/something.exe).
Any help will be appreciated.
Thanks
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Microcephalic S. Bob Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202938
First post - intro - Questions about the nature of MCSE/Study
To cut a long story short, I ended up in South Africa from Germany
where I have been in IT consulting for about 7 years - after my MBA in
London. With no formal qualifications in IT I did pretty well but have
left the environment for 2 years now so a bit of paper will go a long
way job wise...
Experience included running/managing setting up infrastructure for 65+
personnel in my own company etc so I was thinking MCSA would be down my
street - MCSE only one exam further.
Self study is the only practicable route here because of geography but
also something I've done and enjoyed before. The main problem here is
isolation as there are few intelligent minds to spar with within 50km.
On the self-study route, I see a lot of books out there and resources
catering for the MCSE qualification - a lot of dubious reviews - either
in their quality or their verifiable veracity...
IME, the right books always have one thing in common - they meet the
readers learning style and more often than not, a single book cannot
fulfil the purpose.
My learning style goes through 3 different phases: Map out the country
side, plot a course and follow it as best possible taking into account
new obstacles and objectives... In study terms, that means the
following:
Context: A book which covers the material in the best way possible -
probably a standard course book - or teacher's guide (better)
Application: A book that focusses on using the material learned - best
damn server 2003 book rings a bell
Examination: Yup - how to ace that exam - or pass it on a really off
day. test papers... you know...
I've used free online resources before as well (shows my age - the
internet was more useful in 2000 ;)) but I really don't want to focus
on that...
Looking at the MCDST, that should be a breeze, Networking too... Server
environment I'd need to touch up a bit but realistically, those are
only the practical aspects - not the academic application of passing
the test.
Now for my questions... what books give a good grounding and practical
reference for the materials and tests covered in these exams?
Is self study what 90% of people paying their own way do?
What are the pass quotas typically? 50% of the class passes? 80%?? an
indication as to whether it's actually difficult in other words...
Where can I see outlines of the course materials?
Thanks.
cb Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202912
OT: Tuesday Training
Yay! Go Microsoft High!
I wonder if they have a football team.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/ptech/09/07/school.of.future.ap/index.html
http://tinyurl.com/pp58s Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202879
Happy BD Catwalker
Where ever you are
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- There are 10 different kinds of people in this world...those who
understand binary and those who don't. Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202856
courses 2439 & 2433 with it??
Hi,
I've been checking around on the internet about scripting in the windows
environment to simplify life of a network admin and to make things more
interesting.
Ok the question is as follows. I've found that Microsoft has the following
courses out on scripting (2439 - Scripting MS Windows Management
Instrumentation & 2433 - Visual Basic Script and Windows Script Host
Essentials), what are your opinion about the courses & is it worth taking
these courses?
Is it compatible with Windows Vista, or does Vista come with other methods
of scripting?
Any information and opinion about this subject plz.
Thanx Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202854
OT: "A sad day" explained...
The insanity of the world is exactly like a dog barking in your neighbors
yard, all night long, once every 15 seconds, for no reason, except for the
odd moments where it skips the interval to make you think it stopped.
You have quasi-limited choices. Here, for your internal Terminator Choice
Display, they be listed, arr.
You can either:
A. listen to it and suffer and wait
B. turn on some music and try to ignore it
C. Yell 'stfu', at which point you've given the dog more reason to bark
D. Plot to kill it later
E. Wake up the neighbors and tell them that their dog needs to stfu
F. Post a message to the Internet about it.
G. Call someone at 4 a.m. and talk about life, the universe, and everything.
H. OTHMAN says: sorry (essentially, become deranged and insane yourself)
I. Go somewhere else (provided you have a spacecraft) [mental note: build
spacecraft]
J. Find the words 'INTERNEIL' in the Bible Code Crossword Puzzle and prove
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the real Neil is evil)
K. Find the barbeque sauce, some tongs, a flamethrower, hop the fence,
remembering that a bib and a roll of 'Brawny' are essential.
L. Pee, or poop, on things, perhaps both, or perhaps into a receptacle which
is conducive to creating a projectile weapon.
M. <audience input M-Y>
N. <audience input M-Y>
O. <audience input M-Y>
P. <audience input M-Y>
Q. <audience input M-Y>
R. <audience input M-Y>
S. <audience input M-Y>
T. <audience input M-Y>
U. <audience input M-Y>
V. <audience input M-Y>
X. <audience input M-Y>
Y. <audience input M-Y>
Z. None of the above
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IT IS EXACTLY AS THE OBELISK HAS FORETOLD.
Microcephalic S. Bob
http://www.gopher-tennis.com/ Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202849
How does microsoft score the exams?
I took the 70-290 today and got an 850. 700 passes, what is considered
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A sad day....
Least we forget what happen 5 years ago today, for today, as always, our
hearts go out to those who have suffered lose at the hands of these faceless
cowards who wish to destroy our great nation and the free world as a whole.
Let us pray for our Men and Women who are this very day fighting for the
freedom of not just our great nation, but the freedom of Mankind.
May we look forward to a day when Islam is but a cursed memory confined to
annals of history, in the same way as we look at evils of past like National
Socialism & Communism.
God bless America and the free world! Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202759
Full Class Price
What sounds like a good price for the classes. I have been talking to
one person and they have told me roughly 25.7 k for the whole
MCP/MCSA/MCSE 7 tests and classes. Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202740
Consulting
Does anyone out there have there own computer service business ?
Do customers ask if your certified. Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202735
OT: MCNGP Acceptance Speech [Episode 1,034,737,126] (collect all 8,168,684,336)
... and the rodents were unilaterally lobotomized afterwards, a truth that
the media has kept well hidden for nearly a thousand years. However, let us
not forget the importance of the salamander, and it's unforgettable, and
important, role in the discovery of the quantum aperture which separates our
galaxy from that of the Primordial Dwarf homeworld, which was yet another
fundamentally important component of my induction into the MCNGP. Had it not
been for that single cold-blooded creature, we never would have known about
the Primordial Dwarves, and, if not for them, my cellular structure never
would have aspired to divide and multiply. Few people realise just how
critical the division and multiplication of my DNA was in my joining the
MCNGP, because while it is not explicitly stated in their policies, as yet
the MCNGP have no amoebas as members, the closest is Neil, but his being a
zygote quantifies him as a higher form of life. This, of course, is
tragic -- as you well know, there are many talented, intelligent,
psychometrically-validated, aspiring young amoeba out there that could
facilitate bringing an end to braindumps globally, and it is a dismal sign
of our culture and society that we continue the practice of excluding
single-celled organisms. This prejudice is part of the MCNGP exclusion
protocol that should be discontinued, as we gather in our smoke filled back
rooms and pass judgement on those with chlorophyll. And on this subject, I
would like to point out that ... Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202734
OT: Friday hmm...
Why the Ice Cream Man Got Fired
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Definitely NSFW Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202683
OT: Friday hmm...
Why the Ice Cream Man Got Fired
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Definitely NSFW Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202682
Part Marks on Exam Questions
Closest thing I've seen to an authoritative answer about partial marks on
exam questions just came up in another group. Bears repeating here:
MontrealMCT Wrote:
> When I was part of an exam creation team I was
> very carefully briefed on what I could share and what
> I could not, and this is cut and dry: No half marks.
>
> Mitch
http://groups.google.com/group/microsoft.public.certification/msg/aaaeedd38
eaf4cef?dmode=source
--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202662
Technet IO Tour
ANyone ever go to this sort of thing?
http://www.microsoft.com/canada/technet/iotour06/
I've never been to one, and just wondering what I should expect... Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202617
how to order MCP welcome kit(certificate)
Hi,
I am passing the MCP exam No. 70-270 with scor 950 and 70-290 with scor 730
two month ago.
Now, i want to order my certificate (MCP Welcome kit) now.
pls guide me how to do this online.
my detail are as
MCP exam 70-270
Candidate ID sr2279853
Name Lalit Naginchand Oswal
Site no iif64
Date april 03/2006
Registration n30syd526e
Score 952
Regards
Lalit oswal Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202577
Fitting tribute for a great bloke
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,20359157-27197,00.html
It's a long read, but worth it. Love him, hate him, cringe at him ...
whatever; he was passionate in his beliefs.
Crikey.
Wayne McGlinn
MCNGP Silver MCP Win95
Brisbane, Oz Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202574
A Must See
An excellent resource based on practical expereince of Microsoft
Certified System Engineers (MCSE)
http://it-mystic.com/networking-mystic/networking%20mystic.htm Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202567
MCSE Exam order
I am currently an MCSA and working towards my MCSE. I got my MCSA by
doing the Network+ and A+ as an elective, so I need another elective
for the MCSE.
I need to take 70-293, 70-294, 70-297, and 70-284 to get my MCSE (I
want to pursue the Exchange route). Should I pursue these exams in any
particular order? I would like to do 70-284 first, because that would
add the messaging specialization to my MCSA. However, I heard that I
should do the other 3 exams first and leave 70-284 for the end. Any
suggestions or thoughts? Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202548
OT: Wednesday Wacky
GAAAAH!
Look who's the top poster so far this month!
No, Othman, I'm not going to tell you how to find out.
Neil! Get on the stick!
Sheesh, even Stan The non-huMan is in the list! Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202536
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"It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it"
~Aristotle.
. Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202516
Study abroad
Thinking about doing my MCSE 2003 and would like to do it outside of
Australia - any thoughts? Good or bad experience feeb back would be
appreciated.
Micheal Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202489
Limiting Radius sessions by user
Hi,
I would like to ask how can I limit the number concurent of sessions for
specific users only , that access to Internet via ISA 2004 with Radius
Authentication using IAS.
Many peoples in my company are sharing their passwords wihth others persons
(not authorized to accessd to internet) causing very slow internet connection.
I find an option thant permit to limit the maximum number of all sessions,
but it is helpful for me.
My IT Manager asked me if it is possible to let authorized persons to
access internet via ISA 2004 and IAS with only one connection by user.
I would be very gratefull if you can help me to resolve this problem.
Kind Regards. Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202488
STONE COLD THATS WHAT THIS PLACE IS
I have read some of your responces to people and you guys a plain cold , mean
, rude, dont have manners at all , who ever is in charge step up i bet the
only reason most people come here is to read the rude comment or responces
that people are writting. people be proffessional and not jerks. they are
some SOB's in here you live to insult people. I am pretty sure in real life
these SOB cant bust a grape in a fruit fight. Be proffessional whoever is in
charge take charge homie, I just come here for the laughs this place is a
joke, i have got help from some good people and appreciate that alot. ban
some of these poeple i wont mention who are rude and try to dicourage others,
as for me i am sticking with other places and google for help. lets be pro's
respect the IT Field Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202429
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MCSE looking for a job
hi im looking for a job, since i dont have any experience id like if you all
could recommend jobs and their salaries heres my certifications
MCSE +Messaging
MCSA +Messaging
im in the caribbean Trinidad if that helps Tag: OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? Tag: 202396