Advise

Can anyone advise me if there is a maximum amount of
times you can sit for a MCP exam?

I failed the 70-270 due to rushing. I would like to know
if this penalises me in any way besides just financially

billyw
Sun Jun 20 05:18:41 CDT 2004

not really..

last time i looked there was a cooling off period after you fail a few
times.
but as long as you got the money it's not a problem

<Simon@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> Can anyone advise me if there is a maximum amount of
> times you can sit for a MCP exam?
>
> I failed the 70-270 due to rushing. I would like to know
> if this penalises me in any way besides just financially
>

Neil
Sun Jun 20 13:23:53 CDT 2004

"billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in news:eau60$qVEHA.3016
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> but as long as you got the money it's not a problem

"fool and his money" principle

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

kpg
Mon Jun 21 11:33:19 CDT 2004


<Simon@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\131275.htm (6/21/2004 11:29:03
AM) #
> Can anyone advise me if there is a maximum amount of
> times you can sit for a MCP exam?
>
> I failed the 70-270 due to rushing. I would like to know
> if this penalises me in any way besides just financially
>

Heh, henh, henh, henh, you said penalises.

Consultant
Mon Jun 21 12:02:26 CDT 2004

isn't that some penal condition? maybe they have a cream for it?


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
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> <Simon@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:1ed8001c456a7$fb773fc0$a101280a@phx.gbl...
> > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\131275.htm (6/21/2004 11:29:03
> AM) #
> > Can anyone advise me if there is a maximum amount of
> > times you can sit for a MCP exam?
> >
> > I failed the 70-270 due to rushing. I would like to know
> > if this penalises me in any way besides just financially
> >
>
> Heh, henh, henh, henh, you said penalises.
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JaR
Mon Jun 21 12:29:52 CDT 2004

On Mon, 21 Jun 2004 10:02:26 -0700, Consultant extemporised:

> isn't that some penal condition? maybe they have a cream for it?
>

P enal enl argement cream for sa le.

Bulk pricing available.

Go to http://www.bigpenal.com

JaR
Entrepreneurial Thug

kpg
Mon Jun 21 12:34:21 CDT 2004


"JaR" <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in message
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> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\131395.htm (6/21/2004 12:31:31
PM) #
> On Mon, 21 Jun 2004 10:02:26 -0700, Consultant extemporised:
>
> > isn't that some penal condition? maybe they have a cream for it?
> >
>
> P enal enl argement cream for sa le.
>
> Bulk pricing available.
>
> Go to http://www.bigpenal.com
>
> JaR
> Entrepreneurial Thug

The slogan could be:

The more you use, the more you need!

kp "surface area" g

Neil
Mon Jun 21 13:16:32 CDT 2004

JaR <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
news:pan.2004.06.21.17.29.52.480636@softhome.net:

> On Mon, 21 Jun 2004 10:02:26 -0700, Consultant extemporised:
>
>> isn't that some penal condition? maybe they have a cream for it?
>>
>
> P enal enl argement cream for sa le.
>
> Bulk pricing available.
>
> Go to http://www.bigpenal.com
>
> JaR
> Entrepreneurial Thug

nope, I'm not falling for this one again....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Mon Jun 21 13:16:58 CDT 2004

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in news:#u8IZY7VEHA.2408
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> The more you use, the more you need!

sounds like MS service packs...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Consultant
Mon Jun 21 14:06:33 CDT 2004

it is real

"JaR" <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 21 Jun 2004 10:02:26 -0700, Consultant extemporised:
>
> > isn't that some penal condition? maybe they have a cream for it?
> >
>
> P enal enl argement cream for sa le.
>
> Bulk pricing available.
>
> Go to http://www.bigpenal.com
>
> JaR
> Entrepreneurial Thug

JaR
Mon Jun 21 14:12:59 CDT 2004

On Mon, 21 Jun 2004 11:16:58 -0700, Neil extemporised:

> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in news:#u8IZY7VEHA.2408
> @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
>> The more you use, the more you need!
>
> sounds like MS service packs...

You guys ever blow a Huckleberry Latte through your nose?

Missed the keyboard this time, fortunately.

JaR
Dripping Thug

Consultant
Mon Jun 21 14:17:30 CDT 2004

no, have you ever cut a shart?


"JaR" <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 21 Jun 2004 11:16:58 -0700, Neil extemporised:
>
> > "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in news:#u8IZY7VEHA.2408
> > @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
> >
> >> The more you use, the more you need!
> >
> > sounds like MS service packs...
>
> You guys ever blow a Huckleberry Latte through your nose?
>
> Missed the keyboard this time, fortunately.
>
> JaR
> Dripping Thug

Neil
Mon Jun 21 14:25:02 CDT 2004

JaR <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
news:pan.2004.06.21.19.12.59.300436@softhome.net:

> You guys ever blow a Huckleberry Latte through your nose?

so that would be "extra foam"?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Mon Jun 21 14:25:47 CDT 2004

the best

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:OcmBfL8VEHA.4024
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> it is real
>
> "JaR" <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in message
> news:pan.2004.06.21.17.29.52.480636@softhome.net...
>> On Mon, 21 Jun 2004 10:02:26 -0700, Consultant extemporised:
>>
>> > isn't that some penal condition? maybe they have a cream for it?
>> >
>>
>> P enal enl argement cream for sa le.
>>
>> Bulk pricing available.
>>
>> Go to http://www.bigpenal.com
>>
>> JaR
>> Entrepreneurial Thug
>
>
>



--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

JaR
Mon Jun 21 14:31:45 CDT 2004

On Mon, 21 Jun 2004 12:17:30 -0700, Consultant extemporised:

> no, have you ever cut a shart?
>

You're probably familiar with;

You can shake it
You can squeeze it
You can bang it on the wall
But it waits until your pants are zipped
for that last damn drop to fall

JaR
Poetic Thug

Ken
Mon Jun 21 14:44:52 CDT 2004

"JaR" <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in message
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>
> You're probably familiar with;
>
> You can shake it
> You can squeeze it
> You can bang it on the wall
> But it waits until your pants are zipped
> for that last damn drop to fall

Nice. The only one I'm familiar with is:

No matter how you shake and dance,
The last damn drip goes down your pants.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

TechGeekPro
Mon Jun 21 16:24:02 CDT 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> "JaR" <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in message
> news:pan.2004.06.21.19.31.45.377349@softhome.net...
> >
> > You're probably familiar with;
> >
> > You can shake it
> > You can squeeze it
> > You can bang it on the wall
> > But it waits until your pants are zipped
> > for that last damn drop to fall
>
> Nice. The only one I'm familiar with is:
>
> No matter how you shake and dance,
> The last damn drip goes down your pants.

Everyone's favorite:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat.

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

kpg
Mon Jun 21 16:35:34 CDT 2004

Water's cold.


Deep too.


kp "lajawan" g