Acceptance Letter

I am Network Guru. I am reporting for duty as a member of the elite MCNGP
group. I am here this afternoon because I feel it is my moral obligation to
rid the IT world of braindumpers, cheaters and liars. I feel honored that
the Certification Committee Chairman of the MCNGP, Frisbee© and all the
other members expressed confidence in my IT skills, use of kerpalism, and
professionalism to vote me in as MCNGP #55.

I first would like to thank Consultant and Meanoldman for having the
perspicacity and foresight to create this elite organization. In addition,
I would like to thank Frisbee for sending me words of wisdom over the years
and guiding me through personal issues.

Thanks to everybody who has congratulated me on my achievement. It would be
really special if Kline and Meanoldman would come out of the woodwork and
congratulate me.

Best Regards,

Network "MCNGP double nickel and LOTW" Guru

Death
Mon Apr 14 17:15:50 CDT 2008

An excerpt from his application letter:

"Tell you what, friends. If you don't let me into the MCNGP, I'm gonna club
this baby seal. That's right, I'll club a seal to seal the deal. And I'll do
it, too... 'cause I'm crazy!"

catwalker63
Mon Apr 14 17:27:47 CDT 2008

"Death from Above" <supaninja@kickin.booty.com> prattled ceaselessly in
news:u9wJa0nnIHA.5820@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> An excerpt from his application letter:
>
> "Tell you what, friends. If you don't let me into the MCNGP, I'm gonna
> club this baby seal. That's right, I'll club a seal to seal the deal.
> And I'll do it, too... 'cause I'm crazy!"
>
>
>
>

What'd I tell you guys about shredding the mail before taking it to the
curb?!!

--
Catwalker
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

Bill
Mon Apr 14 17:28:09 CDT 2008

"Death from Above" <supaninja@kickin.booty.com> wrote in message
news:u9wJa0nnIHA.5820@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> An excerpt from his application letter:
>
> "Tell you what, friends. If you don't let me into the MCNGP, I'm gonna
> club this baby seal. That's right, I'll club a seal to seal the deal. And
> I'll do it, too... 'cause I'm crazy!"

I see my forward got through.

Consultant
Wed Apr 16 16:25:51 CDT 2008

longest initiation, ever

"Network Guru" <nwg@spamaaabbasdfg.com> wrote in message
news:un4FXNnnIHA.748@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>I am Network Guru. I am reporting for duty as a member of the elite MCNGP
>group. I am here this afternoon because I feel it is my moral obligation
>to rid the IT world of braindumpers, cheaters and liars. I feel honored
>that the Certification Committee Chairman of the MCNGP, Frisbee© and all
>the other members expressed confidence in my IT skills, use of kerpalism,
>and professionalism to vote me in as MCNGP #55.
>
> I first would like to thank Consultant and Meanoldman for having the
> perspicacity and foresight to create this elite organization. In
> addition, I would like to thank Frisbee for sending me words of wisdom
> over the years and guiding me through personal issues.
>
> Thanks to everybody who has congratulated me on my achievement. It would
> be really special if Kline and Meanoldman would come out of the woodwork
> and congratulate me.
>
> Best Regards,
>
> Network "MCNGP double nickel and LOTW" Guru
>
>

Thu Apr 17 12:09:44 CDT 2008

> It would be
>really special if Kline and Meanoldman would come out of the woodwork and
>congratulate me.

A truly momentous occasion

Remember this?

http://tinyurl.com/6abccd
maybe not sfw, if yer boss is an a%%fkcuer
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Robert
Fri Apr 25 16:37:44 CDT 2008



"Network Guru" <nwg@spamaaabbasdfg.com> wrote in message
news:un4FXNnnIHA.748@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> I am Network Guru. I am reporting for duty as a member of the elite MCNGP
> group. I am here this afternoon because I feel it is my moral obligation to
> rid the IT world of braindumpers, cheaters and liars.
>
Yeah....that'll do the trick alright. ;)







Congrats!

kpg
Fri Apr 25 17:09:17 CDT 2008

>> I am here this afternoon because I feel it is my moral
>> obligation to rid the IT world of braindumpers, cheaters and liars.

> Yeah....that'll do the trick alright. ;)


I'm here for the free beer.

...they said there would be free beer, but I'll be danmed
if I've seen any yet.

It's clearly stated in the brochure:

"Experience the thrill of combating br@indumpers while
enjoying all the free beer you can drink."

Neil
Sat Apr 26 07:34:59 CDT 2008

did you hear kpg <no@spam.com> say in
news:Xns9A8BAE85D941Dipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16:

>>> I am here this afternoon because I feel it is my moral
>>> obligation to rid the IT world of braindumpers, cheaters and liars.
>
>> Yeah....that'll do the trick alright. ;)
>
>
> I'm here for the free beer.
>
> ...they said there would be free beer, but I'll be danmed
> if I've seen any yet.
>
> It's clearly stated in the brochure:
>
> "Experience the thrill of combating br@indumpers while
> enjoying all the free beer you can drink."
>
>

I got that brochure too. And your beers were delicious.

um, welcome aboard NG. A little slow, but you got there.

--
The InterNeil "V2 w/tabbed browsing & decreased verbosity" MCNGP Triple X

- Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine?

=Meanoldman=
Sat Apr 26 08:24:51 CDT 2008

I just voted you off. You are officially stripped of your membership.

"Network Guru" <nwg@spamaaabbasdfg.com> wrote in message
news:un4FXNnnIHA.748@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>I am Network Guru. I am reporting for duty as a member of the elite MCNGP
>group. I am here this afternoon because I feel it is my moral obligation
>to rid the IT world of braindumpers, cheaters and liars. I feel honored
>that the Certification Committee Chairman of the MCNGP, Frisbee© and all
>the other members expressed confidence in my IT skills, use of kerpalism,
>and professionalism to vote me in as MCNGP #55.
>
> I first would like to thank Consultant and Meanoldman for having the
> perspicacity and foresight to create this elite organization. In
> addition, I would like to thank Frisbee for sending me words of wisdom
> over the years and guiding me through personal issues.
>
> Thanks to everybody who has congratulated me on my achievement. It would
> be really special if Kline and Meanoldman would come out of the woodwork
> and congratulate me.
>
> Best Regards,
>
> Network "MCNGP double nickel and LOTW" Guru
>
>

rev
Sat Apr 26 13:46:19 CDT 2008

Well I just voted you who smelt it dealt it. Now where did I put that
Febreze....

--
.rev [askthemct..com]

"=Meanoldman=" <meanmeanmean@c.com> wrote in message
news:OclEtD6pIHA.5416@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> I just voted you off. You are officially stripped of your membership.
>
> "Network Guru" <nwg@spamaaabbasdfg.com> wrote in message
> news:un4FXNnnIHA.748@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>I am Network Guru. I am reporting for duty as a member of the elite MCNGP
>>group. I am here this afternoon because I feel it is my moral obligation
>>to rid the IT world of braindumpers, cheaters and liars. I feel honored
>>that the Certification Committee Chairman of the MCNGP, Frisbee© and all
>>the other members expressed confidence in my IT skills, use of kerpalism,
>>and professionalism to vote me in as MCNGP #55.
>>
>> I first would like to thank Consultant and Meanoldman for having the
>> perspicacity and foresight to create this elite organization. In
>> addition, I would like to thank Frisbee for sending me words of wisdom
>> over the years and guiding me through personal issues.
>>
>> Thanks to everybody who has congratulated me on my achievement. It would
>> be really special if Kline and Meanoldman would come out of the woodwork
>> and congratulate me.
>>
>> Best Regards,
>>
>> Network "MCNGP double nickel and LOTW" Guru
>>
>>
>
>