70-226 Doubt!!
Hi All, I am an ASP.NET C# Developer looking for taking all the Web Related
Exams. In this course of investigation I found that 70-226 was a very
important Exam concerned when developing Web Solutions.
I am asking this question to all those MCP & MCSE's who have taken this
exam. Does this exam really help you since with advent of .NET Technologies
everything to do with WEB is circled around ASP.NET and XML technology ?
Isn't this exam teaching things before .net was invented?
TIA
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Vai
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OT - Slow network segment
I had about 10 PC's - all connected through a hub (not a switch)
experiencing a slow network. All I usually do is turn the hub of for about a
minute then back on and the network on that segment speeds up again.
That's what I do - but can anyone tell me why it works??
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Regards
Slarty Bartfast Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96638
70-214 Home study Question
Dear All
I'm interested in taking this exam off the back of some home study.
I'm keen to invest in the best course material.
MOC is
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/073561878X/ref=sr_aps_books_1_1/202-8897378-3703006
Sybex is
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0782142060/ref=sr_aps_books_1_3/202-8897378-3703006
how do they compare ?
Is it worth buying the exam cram ? Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96631
What's the best study guide?
Hallo everybody,
I want to prepare myself for 70-270 (windows XP) and after studying
Microsoft's Training Kit
I'd like to buy a study guide with the actual exam questions in order to
make sure that I'll pass the exam.
After a little research I found there are a few vendors that sell study
guides for different prices with which
they guarantee to pass the exam.
- Certsimulators.com $32
- cheatexams.com $32
- examsheets.net $50
- actual-exams.com $22
- testkiller.com $40
But which one shall I buy? Do any of you guys has experience with one of
them?
I'll greatly appreciate any response.
Thanks
Vasili Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96621
70-210
Hi Friends,
Right now, I am preparing for 70-210 exam. Could anyone give me the exam
tricks for passing this 70-210.
Thanks & Regards
Vijay Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96619
Taking 70-216 on Friday
Has anyone taken the new exam? Is it harder than before?
I studied the Sybex and MS press books and have a lot of
actual product experience. I guess I should be fine then????
Took the 217 a while ago and the new blue border questions
were a breeze. All of them were quite straightforward.
I would appreciate any comments on the new 216.
TIA Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96616
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Questions, email me
Scott Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96613
Mcse NT-4 Certificate
Hello,
I *qualified* for MCSE certification, NT-4 track, by
passing the required exams back in year 1999, however, i
did not recieve the MCSE certificate from Microsoft. Now,
scince i refrenced it some where, i am required to produce
the certificate and i have no clue how. I do posses the
original exam results which i appeared in for qualifying
for the above certificate and my id issued from Microsoft.
Please guide as to how to get the required certificate now.
Thanks Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96592
ISA and dhcp for lab only
Am setting up new configuration for 70-227 (and 214). Three pcs to work
with.
Want to use one as ISA (firewall/Cache) but want to add DHCP Service
Service.
Other PC will be W2k Advanced Server with AD. Last PC will be Winxp
with various Virtual PC W2k devices to test GPO.
Am I running into issues running ISA and DHCP on the one machine?
Would like to play with DHCP being away from W2K Server with AD and
DNS.
I have another small LAN to test VPN across the network to the above
configuration.
Thanks. Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96591
Network +
I would like to get the transcender for the Network+ exam and I have
Microsoft transcenders to trade for it. I have:
*Security Cert 2000 (70-220)
*NetCert Admin (70-216)
*NetFlash Admin 2000 (70-216)
*NetCert Design 2000 (70-221)
*ProCert 2000 (70-210)
*Pro Flash 2000 (70-210)
*security Flash 2000 (70-220)
*Directory Flash Admin 2000 (70-217)
*Manage Flash 2000 (70-218)
*Directory Cert Admin 2000 (70-217)
*Server Cert 2000 (70-215)
*Server Flash 2000 (70-215)
*Manage Cert 2000 (70-218)
*Net Flash design 2000 (70-221)
I will trade any one for the network plus transcender. Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96581
Understanding network bridging in Windows XP
Have a wired network, Network A, using 10.x.y.z range, with a gateway to the
Internet.
Also have a totally separate wireless network, Network B, using 172.1.a.b
range
Have a notebook running WinXP Pro with 2 network interfaces, one for the
wired network,
the other wireless. I bridge the 2 interfaces.
From a PC on Network A, I cannot ping a computer on Network B (possibly due
to the gateway).
The PC on Network B has its firewall disabled, of course.
Before I go and make IP configuration changes (and re-set up my little
experimental network again),
is it possible for a host on either network to communicate with a 2nd host
on the other network
using the Bridge? (Yes, I know I can get it to work by setting up my
notebook as a router
and adding static routes if necessary).
Or is Bridging only meant for separate networks that use the same IP (but
non-overlapping) range? Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96567
MCSE WIN2K
I need to find some information on doing an MCSE on
win2k. I've looked around but can only find stuff on win
2003. Are these essentially the same things, or is win2k
certification no longer available??
Thanks Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96557
70-296 is history!
Just passed 70-296 today to finish my MCSE on Windows Server 2003 upgrade.
This exam was significantly more difficult than the 70-292, but then
again, it should be.
I've posted an exam review if anyone wants to get an idea of things to
review before taking this one.
http://www.mcseworld.com/forums/infocenter.php?action=viewarticle&artid=27
Best,
Will
www.mcseworld.com Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96550
question about network install
I have this question on a MSPress 70-215 book that confuses me.
Q: You are installing Windows 2000 over the network. Before you install to a
client computer, what must you do?
A: Locate the path to the shared installation files on the distribution
server. create a 671MB FAT partition on the target computer (2 GB
recommended). Create a client disk with a network client so that you can
connect from the computer, without an operating system, to the distribution
server.
So my question is, why do you have to create a FAT Partition before running
a network install? Why cant you just pop in a network boot up disk, with no
partitions on the drive, run the winnt switch to start the network setup,
and have text mode create the partition for you like you how you usually can
doing a manual install from a cd? Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96493
Win2k RIS
I have an RIS server running on a Windows 2000 server and
i just received 20 new desktops to deploy. I have my RIS
server setup to accept all requests. Since it's a pain in
the butt to setup all the GUIDS ahead of time in AD. And
we're a small corp so security isn't a HUGE deal. Anyway,
my problem is that every single one of these new machines
gives me the same error message when I get right past the
authentication part of the RIS install. Right BEFORE it
shows me the list of OS's to install. The error message
reads something like "A duplicate GUID has been found in
the directory services and install can not continue.
Please consult your system administrator."
These are BRAND new machines, out of the box. How in gods
name can a duplicate GUID exist in AD already? I've looked
all over the web, including technet and newsgroups and
found nothing on how to fix this. I've found plenty about
the error message itself existing but nothing about how to
resolve the issue. Any help would be MUCH appreciated.
Thanks ahead of time.
-Ben Freeman Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96416
job opportunity
I have an immediate need for a Senior System Administrator
with a minimum of 6+ years network/systems experience and
project management experience. A minimum of six years work
experience in information systems and four years in
managing large-scale projects. Experience in the following
technologies: MCSE, MCP, CCNA, network administration,
network security, Unix, Windows, Novell, LAN/WAN
administration is a must. Independent problem solving
skills and initiative is required. Being an excellent team
player, possessing strong inter-personal, & having oral &
written communication skills is required. You must be
detail-oriented and a self-starter. You will work well
across diverse groups, & with all levels of personnel &
management. A BS in Computer Science or related field is
preferred. A MCSE, CCNA, or CCNE is required. * Only
candidates local to or willing to relocate themselves to
the Toledo area will be considered. Interested candidates
should submit their resumes and cover letters to:
cwags@cardinalservicesinc.com Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96371
70-292
I passed 70-292 on monday the 25th. With my prior 2000 MCSE skills, I
found the exam to be familiar. There were lots of questions on new features
in familiar services >>(DNS, AD, SUS, RDP, GPOs). It reminded me of the 218
exam for 2000 MCSA. I am scheduled for 296 on Sept. 5th. If anyone else
writes this one before then, please post topics to focus on. If you are
very comfortable with 2000 and know the new DNS features (stub zones and
conditional forwarding), how to configure SUS, and use teh new Volume Shadow
Copy Services, you wil be ok for 292.
I have been using 2003 since it was whistler beta2 and have been
working on upgrading our production network. I have configured most of the
new features, the whats new in help and support for the product will help
you out on the new stuff. Good luck to those who take it, wish me luck on
the 5th for 296.
Ryan
Win32_AceInTheHole Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96363
what is good for me
Dear sir,
I,m undergraduate of BSc in (CISD),I would like
do MCSE,Sir could you kind inough to tell me is that O.K
with my presant digree.
than you. Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96340
MCSE Learning
Dear Sir,
I want to adopt the Course of MCSE
and want to learn online
please send me further informations
method of admission
about classes
about fee
etc
i am very thankful to you Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96339
sysprep 2.0
I need a little help with something that will probably be fairly easy
for someone out there. I have used Sysprep 1.1 with 2k many times with
no problem.
I am now using it with XP PRO and it reset the drive letters each time
it is run. How do i get it to stop this?!
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mcse vs. mcsa
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Request for information
Hello, I currently prepare examination 20-270 on Windows
XP pro. I would like to know which are the books that one
generally uses. Thank you very much. Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96205
Deleted Microsoft Email after my MCP
I sat and passed my first MCP last week 70-215, yesterday
I got an email from Microsoft aboutit which I thought I
would deal with later, I think it was talking about
Microsoft Passport and registering etc.
In a deleting frenzy I deleted it this morning and being
the good email user that I am I deleted it completely and
I'm not about to restore it from the Exchange Backup.
Anyone any idea of who I contact to get another email or
what I have to do?
Ed Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96203
Terms and Conditions for Exams?
I have read the terms and conditions of the exam: 70-270.
I have have a son going to be 14 in 2 months. He really
likes to use computers, and I was going to buy him the
training book (exam number above).
Is it possiable for him to take the exam at age 14?
Matt Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96198
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nt.asp?ProgID=222 Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96194
OT: My Hobby
Title:The Adventures of Huck Finn
Boy Star(s): Elijah Wood
Age: 11
Comments: Elijah and his glowing blue eyes are a joy to
watch. His shirt is in various stages of openness, at
times so tantalizingly close to revealing his entire
chest. One of the best boy actors ever in prime form.
Title: At Play in the Fields of the Lord
Boy Star(s): Niilo Kivirinta (Billy Quarrier)
Age: 8, (All)
Comments: Full frontal nudity of blond white boy on
several occasions. Also lots of nude native boys.
Title: Avalon
Boy Star(s): Elijah Wood(Michael)
Age: 9
Comments: Elijah's first movie at about the age of 9. He
is a fairly major character and is in a lot of scenes. And
yes those eyes are most definitely there even at that age.
Title: Bad News Bears
Boy Star(s): Brandon Cruz (Joey Turner), Quinn Smith
(Lupus), Chris Barnes (Tanner Boyle)
Age: 9-13
Comments: You can't go wrong with a movie about Little
Leaguers. Tanner and 'the Looper' are on the All-Star team.
Title: Bad News Bears Breaking Training
Boy Star(s):Quinn Smith (Lupus), Chris Barnes (Tanner
Boyle)
Age: 9-13
Comments: Tanner and the gang are back. Unfortunately 'the
Looper' is seldom seen.
Title: The Beiniker Gang
Boy Star(s): Danny Pintario (Ben)
Age: 7, 11
Comments: Danny's second movie and he's just as cute as in
Cujo, you just dont get to see as much of his cute little
bod is all. There are a lot of people I'm sure who would
have liked to have been in charge of little Danny and this
band of orphans who run away.
Title: The Black Stallion
Boy Star(s): Kelly Reno (Alec)
Age: 10
Comments: The first half is great, lots of shots of Kelly
along the beach wearing only what amounts to a loincloth.
When it gets wet (as happens a lot) it becomes basically
transparent. He hasn't got the cutest face in the world
but this movie shows off his body very well. The perfect
movie for those who enjoy admiring the young male form.
Title: Blank Check
Boy Star(s): Brian Bonsall (Preston)
Age: 11
Comments: Little Brian isn't as cute as he was when he was
younger but he's still nice, especially when he appears
shirtless.
Title: The Blue Lagoon
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 8
Comments: Young boy and girl get trapped on desert island
need I say more? Only first 30 minutes are worth watching.
VCR Freeze Frame Moment: Boy and girl are running down the
beach nude, freeze at the very end and you can see his
butt.
Title: BOGUS
Boy Star(s): Haley Joel Osment
Age: 7
Comments: Fans of the now buried ABC tv show Thunder Alley
will not want to miss this fantasy flick which stars Haley
Joel Osment. This movie is for boy lovers who are
interested in seeing 90 minutes of eye candy because you
certainly would not go for the plot. But oh what eye candy
it is! Little Haley is a major cutie who is on screen
almost the entire time. Lets hope we see even more of him
in the future. VCR Freeze Frame Moment: As his overalls
are being stripped off of him you catch a very brief
glimpse of his white undies.
Title: The Boy Who Could Fly
Boy Star(s): Fred Savage (little brother)
Age: 8
Comments: The very first movie (at about age 8) of one of
the cutest boy actors ever. Although not admittedly as
cute in this movie as at age 11 (see Vice Versa).
Title: Captain Ron
Boy Star(s): Benjamin Salisbury (Ben)
Age: 11
Comments: A slapstick comedy with a fairly cute boy. At
one point he plays strip Monopoly(now there's a good party
idea).
Title: The Champ
Boy Star(s): Ricky Schroder
Age: 6
Comments: The Birth of a Legend. Little Ricky couldn't get
any cuter than he did with this movie. VCR Freeze Frame
Moment: Rick and his dad are pulling their clothes off to
go swimming. Ricky moves so quick he pulls down his shorts
and you can see his butt.
Title: Chippendiddies (England)
Boy Star(s): Kyle Donnelly, Simon Griffiths, Jordan Miles,
Shane Miles, Matthew Norbury, Aaron Reed, John Trevor,
Daniel Windsor
Age: 10-13
Comments: An English all-boys version of the Chippendales.
If that statement is not enough to get your heart racing a
little faster then you need a hormone check. Although they
dont get down to a g-string they are certainly a blend of
sexy and sweet that will have you dieing to book them for
your next party. Kyle in particular is a doll.
Title: A Christmas Story
Boy Star(s): Peter Billingsley (Ralphie)
Age: 10
Comments: Peter's looks are too obscured by those glasses
for my tastes.
Title: Children of the Lost City (French)
Boy Star(s): Joseph Lucien (Denree)
Age(s): 4-10
Comments: Truly a very strange movie, probably even more
strange than Leolo. I can't even begin to describe the
plot since no words can do it justice. However, I will say
that once you just sit back and accept what's happening on
screen you can't help but become engaged with what's
happening. Anyone with a taste for Terry Gilliam type
films with some boys thrown in will definitely appreciate
this movie.
Title: The Client
Boy Star(s): Brad Renfro (Mark)
Age: 12, 9
Comments: A fairly good(i.e., very watchable but not in
the same league as The Fugitive, Road Warrior,et al)
action flick about two white trash boys who see too much
while sneaking a smoke one day. Brad is 13 and is
basically the star of the show as he plays the wise ass,
street-smart older brother. The younger brother is about 9
and cuter. Unfortunately he spends most of the movie lying
in a hospital bed.
Title: The Cowboys
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 9-14
Comments: Features about 10 or so boys, most pretty good
looking. A real treat for the eyes.
Title: Cross My Heart (French)
Boy Star(s): Sylvain Copans (Martin), Nicolas Parodi
(Jerome), Mathieu
Poussin (Nicolas)
Age: 11-13
Comments: A handsome young boy's mother dies and because
he is afraid of going to an orphanage he keeps it a
secret. His friends are very supportive and go to
incredible lengths to support him. This is a touching
movie about true friendship.
Title: Cujo
Boy Star(s): Danny Pintario (Tad)
Age: 6
Comments: Danny's first movie and his cutest. The heart
begins to race faster as the movie goes along leading up
to the end where the almost nude Danny is sweaty and hot.
A must see for all of his fans from TV. VCR Freeze Frame
Moment: At the end of the movie as little Danny's oh so
adorable nearly nude body is lying in the car you don't
want to miss that shot!
Title: Cure, The
Boy Star(s): Joey Mazzello (Dexter), Brad Renfro (Erik)
Age: 12, 13
Comments: Joey and Brad team up in this sensitive movie
about a boy with AIDS and the outcast who befriends him.
Good acting combined with some good boy shots (you get to
see both shirtless) make this worth a see. Could have used
a stronger script though.
Title: D.A.R.Y.L.
Boy Star(s): Barret Oliver (Daryl or D.A.R.Y.L.)
Age: 11
Comments: Cute Barret Oliver is back again, slightly older
than in Neverending Story but still cute. Story is fairly
good but fails to live up to its potential.
Title: Dennis the Menice
Boy Star(s): Mason Gamble
Age: 7
Comments: Little Mason is a cutie and is given many
chances to show off his cuteness. He is in the bathtub
several times and shirtless in several other scenes. Could
be the next Ricky Shroder.
Title: Double McGuffin
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 9-13
Comments: Gang of boys solves a mystery. Youngest one
isn't bad looking.
Title: Dunston Checks In
Boy Star(s): Eric Loyd
Age: 8
Comments: Little Eric is back and you're bound to go ape
over him in this comedy! He is as cute as ever as he tries
to foil a thief using a chimp to do his dirty work. The
humor is mildly amusing but the real eye popper is Eric.
He runs around in loose baggy shorts much of the time and
has a bubble bath with Dunston (first time in my life Ive
wanted to be a chimp!). If you liked him in the Santa
Clause you'll love him in this one! VCR Freeze Frame
Moment: At one point little Eric is sleeping on the couch
in his cute little shorts. A lovely sight of a sweet
little boy sleeping.
Title: Dutch
Boy Star(s): Ethan Randall
Age: 12
Comments: Man and boy travel cross-country and 'bond'
together. An interesting plot idea that makes this a movie
to check out on a slow night.
Title: The Earthling
Boy Star(s): Ricky Schroder
Age: 8
Comments: The perfect showcase movie for Ricky's cuteness.
Little Ricky's parents are killed while on vacation in
Australia leaving him to fend for himself until a man
(William Holden) reluctantly agrees to let him come with
him.
Title: Empire of the Sun
Boy Star(s): Christian Bale (Jim)
Age: 12
Comments: A feast for the eyes. Young Christian is a
pleasure to watch throughout the movie. Features some
wonderful close-ups of his peaches and cream face and a
soundtrack that will have you dreaming of choirboys for a
week.
Title: Fallen Idol, The (French)
Boy Star(s): Bobby Henry
Age: 8
Comments: An old movie about a young blond French boy who
worships the butler. The butler doesn't seem to be all
that interested in the boy though, which is a shame. The
story revolves around an affair the butler is having.
Title: FIRST KID
Boy Star(s): Brock Pierce (Luke), Zach Ty Bryan
Age: 12
Comments: Not a bad way to burn a couple of hours. This is
a man/boy bonding movie in the tradition of Dutch (with
many of the same gags). VCR Freeze Frame Moment: Brock
moons the camera near the start of the movie.
Title: Fluke
Boy Star(s): Max Pomeranc
Age: 11
Comments: Max is back in this somewhat strange fable about
a man who is killed in a car wreck and comes back as a
dog. Unfortunately Max is only in the last 1/2 hour of the
movie. He is still just as sweet as ever.
Title: For A Lost Solder (Dutch)
Boy Star(s): Maarten Smit (Jeroen)
Age: 11
Comments: One of the most talked about man/boy films in a
long time it is certainly a very interesting movie to
watch. However as I left the theater I kept thinking to
myself 'I would have liked to have seen more of the
relationship between Walt and Jeroen as it grew and
flowered'. The movie is a look back at one boy's brief
love affair with a Canadian solder during WWII. Any boy
lover will have to smile at some of the scenes between the
two as they try and overcome the language barrier and the
boy's initial wariness of adults. And when they engage in
passionate kisses the pulse rate is sure to go up.
However, the nagging feeling there are holes in what you
are seeing persists, things about the relationship you
would like to see but don't. For instance, the two are
seen eyeing each other at a dance from a distance. Next
scene the two are in empty dance hall dancing intimately.
It certainly would have been interesting to watch how this
happened. This is a good movie, a few changes and it could
have been great. Afterword: After viewing the movie again
I have realized that the scene in the dance hall did not
take place but was in fact a wishful thought on the part
of Jeroen.
Title: Forever Young
Boy Star(s): Elijah Wood(Nat)
Age: 10
Comments: Elijah and his blue eyes are, unfortunately,
relegated to a supporting role in this movie. However, he
is on screen enough to satisfy his many fans and
his 'romance' with Mel Gibson is interesting to watch.
Title: Free Willy
Boy Star(s): Jason James Richter (Jesse)
Age: 12
Comments: A boy falls in love with a whale. Unfortunately
the boy is only average looking and is never seen
shirtless, despite what the advance publicity for the
movie might indicate. However this is a promising story
idea and the boy is on screen almost the whole time. One
very interesting scene for the boy watcher will be Jesse's
appearance in a wet suit. From that you can easily tell
he's all boy. So if your looking to spend a few hours
gazing at an 11-year-old boy this could be the movie for
you.
Title: The Golden Child
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 9-12
Comments: Great scene where Eddie Murphy is playing
basketball on the playground, shirtless boys everywhere.
Title: The Good Son
Boy Star(s): Macaulay Culkin, Elijah Wood
Age: 12
Comments: The two biggest boy stars around are together on
screen and both are as attractive as ever. As you would
imagine either one or both are on screen the whole time,
making for very enjoyable viewing of this 'thriller' in
which Mac tries to kill Elijah.
Title: The Goonies
Boy Star(s): Sean Astin (Mikey), Corey Feldman (Mouth),
etc.
Age: 11-13
Comments: Great kid flick. Sean Astin was quite a looker
back then.
Title: Home Alone
Boy Star(s): Macaulay Culkin
Age: 9
Comments: No explanation is needed.
Title: Home Alone 2
Boy Star(s): Macaulay Culkin
Age: 11
Comments: Mac is back! And shirtless too! Enough said.
Title: A Home of Our Own
Boy Star(s): T.J. Lowther
Age: 8-14
Comments: A dull movie-of-the-week type plot and boys that
don't exactly make your heart race doesn't exactly add up
to a good movie. However, T.J.is cute and is shirtless in
one scene. See this one on a REALLY slow night.
Title: Honkytonk Man
Boy Star(s): Kyle Eastwood (Whit)
Age: 11
Comments: Kyle accompanies dad on trip to Nashville. He's
a fine looking boy and a pleasure to watch.
Title: Hope and Glory
Boy Star(s): Sebastion Rice Edwards (Bill)
Age: 8
Comments: Young Sebastion is a typical British boy, nice
soft complexion, cute little body.
Title: Indian In The Cupboard
Boy Star(s): Hal Scardino (Omri)
Age: 10
Comments: Max's buddy in Searching for Bobby Fischer is
back, this time as star of his own movie. While certainly
not the fox that Max is, Hal is cute enough in his own way
in this charming story based on the best selling book of
the name.
Title: Into the West (Irish)
Boy Star(s): Ciaran Fitzgerald (Ossie), Ruaidhri Conroy
(Tito)
Age: 11
Comments: Two Irish urchans steal a horse and ride across
Ireland. Both are average looking.
Title: The Island
Boy Star(s): Jeffery Frank (Justin)
Age: 11
Comments: A boy and his father are kidnapped by pirates.
The boy is brainwashed into becoming one of them. He is
about 12 and not bad looking.
Title: JACK
Boy Star(s): Adam Zolotin (Louis)
Age: 10-12
Comments: A fun to watch film about Robin Williams going
to school as a 10 year old trapped in a 40 year old body.
(hmmmm....now THERE is something most boy lovers can
relate to!) The treehouse scenes especially will make you
laugh.
Title: Jack The Bear
Boy Star(s): Robert Steinmiller (Jack), Miko Hughes (Dylan)
Age: 11,5
Comments: Pleasant to watch, though neither boy is
exceptionally cute. A couple of scenes with younger in
underwear. Older boy (Robert) is on screen almost entire
movie.
Title: Josh and SAM
Boy Star(s): Noah Fleiss (SAM)
Age: 9
Comments: Not a great movie but watchable on a slow night.
The main boy (Noah) is not exceptionable but all right
none the less. The story is ridiculous and not believable
for a second, don't miss the tanning bed scene near the
end though.
Title: King of the Hill
Boy Star(s): Jesse Bradford (Aaron), Cameron Boyd
(Sullivan)
Age: 12, 7
Comments: A boy and his brother growing up during the
Depression. Jesse (12) is all right looking and little
Cameron (7) is fairly cute in this realistic portrayal of
life in the 1930's.
Title: Kramer vs. Kramer
Boy Star(s): Justin Henry
Age: 6
Comments: Justin, the youngest person ever to be nominated
for an Academy Award, is a cute little boy. He appears
several times in underwear and once shirtless.
Title: Last Flight of Noah's Ark, The
Boy Star(s): Ricky Schroder (Bobby)
Age: 10
Comments: Little Ricky in his prime. The subject of many
men's dreams appears in his underwear for one
unforgettable scene and shirtless in several others. The
plot in this Disney movie is as thin as little Ricky's
undies but any excuse to see him in his briefs and
shirtless sounds great to me. A must-see for any Ricky
fan. VCR Slow-Mo Moment: The one minute of tape where
Ricky is in his undies. Whew!
Title: Leolo (French-Canadian)
Boy Star(s): Maxime Collin (Leolo)
Age: 12
Comments: Surely one of the weirdest movies ever made but
a must see for the boy watcher. Leolo is a handsome boy
who engages in some bizarre sex acts. Enough said.
Title: Little Buddah
Boy Star(s): Alex Weisendanger
Age: 11
Comments: Buddist monks come to Seattle in search of the
reincarnation of their Lama, who they believe is now an 8
year old boy. Little Alex is a CUTE blond boy who appears
in half the scenes. The movie itself, while interesting in
places, has writing and acting that leave something to be
desired.
Title: Little Giants
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 9-12
Comments: Following in the footsteps of Mighty Ducks comes
this movie about Pee Wee football. The boy you'll probably
fall in love with is the one who appears in a shark shirt
the first time you see him. He's a real fox. The boy
playing Jr. is a looker too. There are a couple of
underwear scenes thrown in for good measure.
Title: Little Lord Fauntleroy
Boy Star(s): Ricky Schroder
Age: 8
Comments: Little Ricky at his cutest age.
Title: The Little Rascals
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 5-7
Comments: A remake of the classic Our Gang series of the
1930's. Some of the scenes are lifted right from the
original series and overall this is a fairly amusing
movie. Many of the boys are cute, in a 5-year-old sort of
way, and they certainly have the right philosophy in life:
avoid girls and you'll save yourself a lot of trouble.
Title: Lord of the Flies (original)
Boy Star(s): James Aubrey (Ralph), Tom Chapin (Jack), Tom
Gaman (Simon),
Surtees twins (Sam and Eric)
Age: 9-12
Comments: Great movie with 10-15 boys shirtless throughout
almost the whole movie. Captures their chests especially
well. Laserdisk Edition: Recently Lord of the Flies was
remastered for the Criterion Collection on laserdisc. This
is a MUST HAVE disc! Not only does the image look sharper
than ever but included on the disk are numerous extras. At
the end there is approx. 20 minites of additional footage
such as outtakes (yes, some with nudity), stills from
production, film of the boys arrival in Puerto Rico,
screen tests, the trailers for both this version and the
1990 remake, and excerpts from a newspaper the boys
published. Also, during the film itself, in addition to
the digital audio track containing the soundtrack there is
commentary by several makers of the film on Analog track 2
providing lots of inside stories about the production (did
you know that except for one scene all the dialog is
dubbed?). There is also narration by the author, William
Golding, on Analog track 1. If you love Lord of the Flies
this is the way to see it!
Title: Lord of the Flies (remake)
Boy Star(s): Balthzar Getty (Ralph)
Age: 9-13
Comments: A pretty good flick, doesn't live up to the
original though.
Title: Macbeth (Roman Polanski version)
Boy Star(s): Mark Dightam (Macduff's son)
Age: 5
Comments: The Ultimate VCR Freeze Frame Moment. VCR Freeze
Frame Moment: Lady McDuff gives her kids a sponge bath. As
they stand up in the pot and as they are dried you get a
full view of young boy cock.
Title: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Comments: Max stumbles upon a whole colony of shirtless
boys.
Title: Man Of The House
Boy Star(s): Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Age: 12
Comments: JTT moves to the big screen in this amusing
story of a boy trying not to be hurt by another man after
his father walked out. The story is engaging and your sure
to be enchanted by JTT's new friend Norm.
Title: The Man Without A Face
Boy Star(s): Nick Stahl
Age: 12
Comments: A 13-year-old from a messed up family seeks out
Mel Gibson to tutor him. After a rough start Mel begins
to 'bond' with the boy. When the boy discovers the truth
about his dead stepfather he runs to Gibson for 'comfort'.
He spends the night there wearing only T-shirt and
underwear. When police come searching for the boy it is
revealed that Gibson is suspected of 'molesting' a 13-year-
old former student. Although this movie makes it clear
that the relationship between Gibson and the boys is
purely platonic it does make the strong point that men and
boys can be in love.
Title: Meatballs
Boy Star(s): Chris Makepiece (Rudy)
Age: 12
Comments: This very funny comedy about a summer camp will
bring back memories for some. Needless to say there are
many cute campers to watch to go along with the 'bonding'
between Rudy and Tripper.
Title: The Mighty Ducks
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 11-13
Comments: Some cuties on a hockey team in the Bad News
Bears on Ice.
Title: Milk Money
Boy Star(s): Michael Patrick Carter (Frank)
Age: 10
Comments: This movie is about 3 boys who go into the city
to see a naked lady. The leading boy is played by Michael,
a fine specimen of boyhood! There are several shirtless
scenes with him, including one where the woman asks them
to raise their shirts so she can see their chests. Yummy!
This is a cute movie with a few laughs and I could sit and
stare at Michael for hours.
Title: The Mosquito Coast
Boy Star(s): River Phoenix (Charlie) Jadrain Steele
Age: 13,10
Comments: Many nice shots of River and the boy who played
the younger brother shirtless.
Title:Motorama
Boy Star(s):
Age: 11
Comments: A very strange movie about a 10-year old boy's
quest to win a contest. He is a handsome lad who has many
unpleasant things happen to him on the road. There is one
scene where he is in boxers. Not for the faint of heart.
Title: Murphy's Romance
Boy Star(s): Corey Haim
Age: 10
Comments: Corey Haim at his cutest age. Love those tight
jeans he wore.
Title: My Life as a Dog (Danish)
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 9
Comments: Swedish film starring young boy. He's not that
cute but has several memorable scenes, including one where
he gets bottle stuck on his cock.
Title: My Fathers Glory (French)
Boy Star(s): Julien Ciamaca (Marcel), Victorien Delamare
(Paul)
Age: 12, 7
Comments: A sweet story about a boys idolization of his
father which takes place mostly over a summer holiday in
the hills of Provence. A sweet and touching look at the
world through a boy's eye and not to be missed for the
outdoor bathing scene.
Title: My Summer Story
Boy Star(s): Kieran Culkin (Ralphie), Christian Culkin
(Randy)
Age: 11, 7
Comments: A sequel to A Christmas story with the
continuing chronicles of the Parker family. Not as funny
as a Christmas Story but a few chuckles to be sure. Kieran
and Christian are cuter than the originals (and cuter than
their big bro Mac IMHO). Unfortunately we don't get much
skin. What's a summer movie without a pool/lake scene?!
Title: The Neverending Story
Boy Star(s): Barret Oliver (Bastian) Noah Hathaway (Atreyu)
Age: 10, 12
Comments: Both are a real treat to watch. Weather its the
shirtless Noah or the cute Barret this movie is a feast
for the eyes.
Title: North
Boy Star(s):Elijah Wood(North)
Age: 13
Comments: The current #1 boy star is the title character
in this amusing but hardly hilarious comedy. At age 13
he's still handsome and, yes, those beautiful eyes are
still there. The plot revolves around Elijah divorcing his
parents and conducting a worldwide search for new ones.
Well I for one would be more than happy to adopt Elijah
and I'm sure I'm not alone in that regard. He appears
shirtless for only the second time in his movie career for
an all too brief moment in this film.
Title: Oliver
Boy Star(s): Mark Lester (Oliver)
Age: 10
Comments: A real cutie, especially the shirtless scene
during 'I'll Do Anything For You'. Note: This was the last
musical ever to win the Academy Award for Best Picture.
Title: Paradise
Boy Star(s): Elijah Wood
CC Rating:
Age: 9
Comments: A remake of 'The Grand Highway'. Nice scene with
him swimming in underwear.
Title: Pelle the Conqueror (Danish)
Boy Star(s): Pelle Hvenegaard (Pelle)
Age: 10
Comments: Pelle is a handsome young Swedish lad and
naturally, according to some law of film which states all
boys in European films must appear nude, he has several
VCR Freeze Frame Moments where his body is put on display
for all to see.
Title: A Perfect World
Boy Star(s): T.J. Lowther (Phillip)
Age: 10
Comments: In this movie Kevin Costner does what every boy
lover longs to do, 'bond' with an 8-year-old boy. In this
movie the boy, who is fairly cute I might add, is in his
underwear for the first half of the movie, which makes for
some interesting shots. At one point the boy willingly
shows Costner his penis to determine whether it is 'puny'
or not. Although the plot doesn't go where I or most boy
lovers would want it to go it is certainly an interesting
idea and 'stimulating' to watch at times.
Title: Princess Bride
Boy Star(s): Fred Savage (Grandson)
Age: 9
Comments: A cameo role for Fred but that oh so cute face
never looked better.
Title: Radio Flyer
Boy Star(s): Elijah Wood , Joey Mazzello
Age: 10,8
Comments: Many close shots of Elijah's glowing blue eyes.
He looks much cuter in this movie than in the earlier
Paradise. The little brother in the movie is really cute.
Title: Raggedy Man
Boy Star(s): Henry Thomas
Age: 8
Comments: The very first movie for Henry Thomas. Several
scenes where him and cute little brother are shirtless,
including one in underwear.
Title: River Wild, The
Boy Star(s): Joey Mazzello
Age: 11
Comments: Watching this movie I kept thinking 'I hope I
get to see him shirtless'. The him of course is Joey
Mazzello and my patience was finally rewarded near the end
of the movie by a brief shirtless shot. Little Joey seems
to be the master of the adoring look and is as cute as
ever in this action movie.
Title: The Road Warrior
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 8
Comments: The Ferral child, a young boy who wears
basically nothing. Enough said.
Title: Rocket Gibraltar
Boy Star(s): Macaulay Culkin
Age: 7 (9-12)
Comments: Mac's first movie. Also several other boys who
are nice to look at.
Title: Rookie of the Year
Boy Star(s): Thomas Ian Nicholas
Age: 12
Comments: 12-year-old boy gets to pitch for the Cubs. He's
OK looking and there are some shots of shirtless boys in
stands. An OK movie that would be great with a few cast
changes.
Title: Sandlot
Boy Star(s): Thomas Guiry
Age: 11
Comments: The boys are mostly unexceptional but the main
boy is not bad. There is one scene in a swimming pool with
all the boys.
Title: Santa Clause, The
Boy Star(s): Eric Lloyd (Charlie)
Age: 6
Comments: Little Eric looks cute in his pjs and some of
the 'elves' (who look suspiciously like boys) aren't bad
looking either in this comedy where everyone's favorite
Tool Man (and the envy of every Boy Lover) becomes the
patron saint of Boy Lovers, St. Nick.
Title: Searching for Bobby Fischer
Boy Star(s): Max Pomeranc
Age: 9
Comments: This is an excellent movie. Newcomer Max
Pomeranc is a very attractive boy with wonderful eyes. He
is on-screen almost the whole time as he plays a young
chess prodigy. He is seen in a swimming pool and a couple
of times in the bathtub.
Title: Second Best
Boy Star(s): Chris Cleary Miles (James)
Age: 10
Comments: A very touching movie about a single man's
effort to adopt a 10-year-old boy with a troubled past. As
they each struggle with issues of intimacy you can't help
but be moved. The most touching scene has to be when the
man's father has died and the boy comforts him. A movie
every true BL should see, especially if they have ever
considered adoption. Also, Chris appears shirtless and in
undies in several scenes.
Title: Shadowlands
Boy Star(s): Joey Mazzello (Douglas)
Age: 9
Comments: All of Joey's fans can get a quick fix with this
movie if they cant get a hold of Jurassic Park or Radio
Flyer. He plays a supporting role is this true story about
the life of C. S. Lewis. Besides Joey, the presence of the
wonderful Anthony Hopkins and the British setting make
this an enjoyable movie to watch.
Title: Silent Fall
Boy Star(s): Ben Faulkner
Age: 10
Comments: A pretty slow movie with a very interesting plot
twist at the end. Ben is an average looking boy playing an
autistic witness to a murder. Some very exotic pictures of
him come into play towards the end of the movie. Not a
must-see but interesting if you get a chance.
Title: Six Pack
Boy Star(s): Robbie Fleming (Little Harry)
Age: 7 (10-14)
Comments: A gang of six kids becomes a pit crew in this
Kenny Rodger's flick. The older boys aren't bad looking
but Robbie is a doll in the Ricky Shroder mold.
Title: Sleepless in Seattle
Boy Star(s): Ross Malinger
Age: 8
Comments: Little 8-year-old Ross tries to find a new wife
for his dad. He is a cute boy. Unfortunately we don't get
to see enough of him.
Title: Small Change (French)
Boy Star(s): Geory Desmouceaux (Patrick)
Age: 8-12
Comments: Francois Truffaut's look at children in a French
town. The boys are very attractive and there is a thread
of sexuality throughout the story. Such vignettes as
teachers discussing boys 'fiddling with themselves' and a
boy telling a dirty joke make this a cute movie. Also
there is an underwear scene near the end of the film.
Title: Sundays Children (Swedish)
Boy Stars: Henrik Linnros (Pu)
CC Rating:
Age: 8
Comments: Bergmans autobiographical look at childhood in
Sweden. Henrik is a stunningly beautiful boy with a fiery
disposition. He is on screen almost the entire time and
makes wonderful eye candy. His preacher father is cold,
distant, and somewhat abusive. This is one remembrance of
childhood that can't be called nostalgic. VCR Freeze Frame
Moment: Like all Europe films Sundays Children does
feature beautiful Pu as Nature intended. Your patience
will be rewarded when you see that stunning boy in all his
glory toward the end of the film.
Title: Tall Tales
Boy Star(s): Nick Stahl
Age: 13
Comments: Nick has unfortunately hit puberty in this
formulaic picture.
Title: This Special Friendship (French)
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 16, 11
Comments: A boy-love classic that will bring a smile to
anyone who has ever been in love with a young boy. Story
about a 16-year-old who has a romantic relationship with
an 11-year-old.
Title: Time Bandits
Boy Star(s): Craig Warnock (Kevin)
Age: 10
Comments: Craig is a fine looking boy a la Barret Oliver
(see Neverending Story) who is in almost every scene.
Really nice to look at.
Title: 3 Ninjas
Boy Star(s): Max Eliot Slade
Age: 12
Comments: Three Boys become Ninjas. Unfortunately, their
karate suits don't reveal enough chest to allow for full
appreciation of their cuteness. 'Rocky' is the best
looking in the opinion of this reviewer.
Title: Three Wishes
Boy Star(s): Joseph Mazzello (Tom), Seth Mumy (Gunny)
Age: 12, 5
Comments: One of our favorite boys is in desperate need of
a father in his life in this '50s flashback. As a plot
line it is very promising but the delivery is only so-so.
The story revolves around Patrick Swayze entering the
lives of Tom, Gunny, and their mother. Swayze provides the
male figure Tom so desperately needs, a situation every
true boy lover would love to be in. More male-bonding
scenes and less of the 'conformist suburbia' plot would
have been most welcome. Seth is a doll to watch but seems
only tangential to the plot line.
Title: Tom And Huck
Boy Star(s): Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Brad Renfro
Age: 11, 14
Comments: Everyone's favorite all-American boy and some
people's favorite street boy team up in this Disney
version of Twain's classic tale. JTT is just as likable as
ever and Renfro, well he's typical Renfro. This movie is a
must for all you JTT fans out there who wondered whether
he had an innie or an outie belly button.
Title: Vice Versa
Boy Star(s): Fred Savage (Charlie)
Age: 10
Comments: Fred at his cutest, he is on screen almost the
whole time and is great to watch.
Title: Vito and the Others (Italian)
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 12-14
Comments: Provocative subject matter as a bunch of street
boys becomes prostitutes and Vito is raped in jail.
Unfortunately, none of this is graphically shown and there
is no nudity.
Title: War, The
Boy Star(s):Elijah Wood (Stu)
Age: 13
Comments: The greatest boy star of his generation has hit
puberty in this coming of age movie set in the rural South
during Vietnam. However, everyone who has a soft spot in
his heart for Elijah will appreciate the fine performance
he gives in this movie. He also appears in his underwear
giving one pause to reflect how much he has changed since
his undies appearance in Paradise. There are some younger
boys that might be attractive, if they weren't so dirty.
The story itself is somewhat wooden and slow, saved only
by the good acting.
Title: War Of The Buttons (French)(Original)
Boy Star(s): Unknown
CC Rating:
Age: 8-13
Comments: French film about groups of boys from two rival
towns fighting 'wars' where the winner cuts the buttons
off the shirt and pants of the losers. You'll laugh when
the fiery youngest boy suggests they cut off their wieners
instead. Also to be enjoyed is a romp through the woods
nude so as to make it impossible to get their buttons cut
off. This film does have a serious point though as many of
the boys, especially the leader of the gang, have cold,
abusive parents. This is a source for much of the
hostility on the boys' part.
Title: The Wizard
Boy Star(s): Fred Savage, Luke Edwards
Age: 12, 8
Comments: Two boys and a girl travel halfway across the
country. Both Fred and other boy are cute.
Title: You Are Not Alone (Danish)
Boy Star(s): Unknown
Age: 12, 10
Comments: Two Danish boys fall in love in this highly
acclaimed import. The two boys bond together in the
atmosphere of a repressed boarding school. The youngest,
Kim, is quite a looker. Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96182
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From: «¤meanøldman¤» (somebody@somewhere.com)
Subject: Re: How can I tell if this person currently certified?
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Newsgroups: microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcsd, microsoft.public.certification
Date: 2001-10-29 08:48:58 PST
Speaking of certifications.. I am thinking of starting one of my own for
this group. The coveted MCNGP or Mean Certified News Group Poster. There
are some here who will automatically qualify but I need to come up with some
sort of standard to gauge who can be a MCNGP. I think one will have to be
to use Chalk's infamous post in it's pure form at least once. The applicant
will also need to demonstrate a good working knowledge of who's dog was
kicked.
-- Fris "The rest, as they say, was history" bee® MCNGP
#13http://www.mcngp.tkThe MCNGP Team - We're here to help Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96173
OT proper etiquette
HOW TO POOP AT WORK
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back
in our cubicles (or offices) and suddenly felt something brewing down below.
As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is
inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival
Guide for taking a dump at work.
CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so
the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but
doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop
until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure
the smell has left your pants.
FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and
check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come
back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become
suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or
forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of
embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it
did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal,
pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable
for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine
gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this
should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the
bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop
hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up
the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after
you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment
if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that
the smell does not exist...... can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY
FLUSH.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is darn
proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the
bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look
around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the
bathroom.
SAFE HAVENS: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where
you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the
opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the
bathroom.
TURD BURGLAR: Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall
and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and
vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this
occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will
avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the
bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON,
or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction
with an ASTAIRE.
ASTAIRE: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd
Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the
stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so
the pooper can poop in peace.
WATERMELON: A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet
water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon
coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud
splashes in the toilet water..... often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using
Camo-Cough with an Astaire.
UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could
spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot.
An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should
always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as
the other bathroom attendees.
--
Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
www.mcngp.tk Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96170
Post your subnetting links here
Someone posted a subnetting link a few weeks back that I'm unable to
find (it had a lot of tables, and the color blue was prominent).
If anyone has any other good ones please post, I'm familiar with a few
of the pages but I would prefer something with tables.
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70-296
Has anyone been able to register for this exam?
Microsoft's web site states that the exam is available on
August 28th (tomorrow). Neither Pearson VUE or Prometric
seem to be able to book it for me.
Anyone have any ideas??
Cheers!
Craig
MCSE (NT4.0, 2000) Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96153
assistance
I want to sit for MCSE but i have no money for my training
kits.please,can anyone me to get training kits for i have
a vision in the IT world to make.dont let my vision be
deatroyed Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96127
regarding exam
dear sir,
shall i begin exam from professional 2000 and all paper (which =
i have prepared) , or i have to begin 2003 server paper
pls guide me wheteher to write 2000 or 2003=20
but i have prepared only for 2000.
thanking you Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96126
Windows 2000 server loaded sp4 now problems with Resource kit utility
Hello anybody run into this problem, We have Windows 2000 server and we
updated to SP4 and the RPC patch, after that I can not use the
"Subinacl.exe", I recieve the error 1783 the Stub recieved bad data. any
ideas?
I works fine on SP3, and I even reloaded the resource kit back onto the
server.
Thanks for any input. Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96106
MCSE Certification
Hi all, Could you please let me know which MCSE
certification is in demand in industry. So that i can
persue my certi.. Out of these two platforms: Windows2000
and WindowsXP which one I'll start first. please advise.
Thanks!
Gurpreet Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96099
MCSE
I trying to determine the best way to prepare for the MCSE
tests. I can't seem to find anyone locally who offers
training so it appears I will have to study on my own
using the best training material I can find. Does anyone
who has done this have any suggestions? Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96096
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Brian Boon
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PacWest; SOFTWARE TEST LEAD
(425) 882-8080 Tag: 70-210 Tag: 96095
Info about the new 70-215 exam
Hi
going to do the 70-215 exam this week.
just wondering if microsoft is using the new exams with the new score report
and whats it like?
has any1 done this exam latelly? Tag: 70-210 Tag: 95945
Attn: Gary US Exam Day Question
Another question.... On exam days, do you do anything different or out of
the ordinary to mentally prepare. For example, do you clean your latrine on
the morning of the exam or do you let it temporarily slide and do some last
minute cramming? Tag: 70-210 Tag: 95940
Books for MCSE 2003 Upgrade
G'day, anyone know which books are the best for the two
upgrade exams - I'm not even sure if they have been
released yet but I'll take the chance. I think the
choices so far are between Syngress and Sybex. Tag: 70-210 Tag: 95935
Please help
I am a candidate of MCSE and I am ready to take first exam.
To be honest with all of you I am not 85% sure of readiness
Can any body help me with onlineresources: "How-to" step-
by-step tutorial on MCSE 70-210, 70-215, 70-216, 70-217...?
I visited:
http://www.microsoft.com/windows2000/en/Professiona/help/
http://www.microsoft.com/windows2ooo/en/server/help/ ...
there every thing was OK. But what about the others?
Please answer me at: pbofando@msn.com
Thanks Tag: 70-210 Tag: 95934