WHY NO JOB.................

MY NAME IS REMIGUS AND I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK WHICH IS WHY MCSE
PROFESSSIONAL FROM NIGERIA ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET A JOB ON THE NET.
I CURRENTLY HOLD A B.SC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH 3 MICROSOFT CERTIFICATIONS
WHICH ARE MCP,MCSA AND MCSE AND I HAVE NOT GOTTING A JOB SINCE I HAVE BEEN
CERTIFIED.
I WILL BE GARATEFUL IF THIS CHANNEL CAN BE OF HELP

PajaP
Tue Dec 26 08:26:23 CST 2006

On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:18:01 -0800, REMIGUS
<REMIGUS@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote:

>MY NAME IS REMIGUS AND I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK WHICH IS WHY MCSE
>PROFESSSIONAL FROM NIGERIA ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET A JOB ON THE NET.
> I CURRENTLY HOLD A B.SC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH 3 MICROSOFT CERTIFICATIONS
>WHICH ARE MCP,MCSA AND MCSE AND I HAVE NOT GOTTING A JOB SINCE I HAVE BEEN
>CERTIFIED.
> I WILL BE GARATEFUL IF THIS CHANNEL CAN BE OF HELP

1. Too Loud
2. Spelling
3. Grammar
4. What net?

Frisbee®
Tue Dec 26 09:07:36 CST 2006

"REMIGUS" <REMIGUS@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:59DE65CD-006D-4DFD-B568-8F5D651A106B@microsoft.com...
> MY NAME IS REMIGUS AND I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK WHICH IS WHY MCSE
> PROFESSSIONAL FROM NIGERIA ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET A JOB ON THE
> NET.
> I CURRENTLY HOLD A B.SC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH 3 MICROSOFT
> CERTIFICATIONS
> WHICH ARE MCP,MCSA AND MCSE AND I HAVE NOT GOTTING A JOB SINCE I HAVE BEEN
> CERTIFIED.
> I WILL BE GARATEFUL IF THIS CHANNEL CAN BE OF HELP

TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA
DEAR SIR, MY NAME IS ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA, THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO MAJOR
GENERAL ABDULKARIM ADISA, THE FORMER HONOURABLE MINISTER OF WORKS AND
HOUSING OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. YOUR CONTACT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY
MR. BIDEMI ADISA THE FIRST SON OF MAJOR GEN. ABDULKARIM ADISA AND HE GOT
YOUR CONTACT THROUGH MICROSOFT.PUBLIC.CERT.EXAM.MCSE. ABDULKARIM ADISA WAS
INVOLVED IN STUDYING FOR AND TAKING MICROSOFT EXAMS (WHICH WERE OUTLAWED BY
THE JUNTA), JAILED AND SENTENCED TO DEATH ON THE 29TH APRIL, 1998 BY THE
PRESIDENT OF SPECIAL MILITARY TRIBUNAL (SMT) LED BY MAJOR-GENERAL VICTOR
MALU, ACCORDING TO THE MILITARY GOVERNMENT LAW THEN . AS A RESULT OF THIS,
ALL HIS STUDY MATERIALS AND EXAM INFORMATION WERE SEIZED BY THE FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA. BUT NOW THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT THAT HAVE JUST TAKE
OVER IS DOING SOMETHING TO SEE THAT THE SITUATION IS SOLVE AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE FOR THE INTEREST OF DEMOCRACY AND WE PRAY EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT
IF YOU CAN GIVE THIS FAMILY YOUR ASSISTANCE. MY MAIN PURPOSE OF CONTACTING
YOU IS TO KNOW IF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ASSIST THIS FAMILY. AFTER MY BROTHER
HAS BEEN SENTENCED, HIS COURSE TUTOR INFORMED HIS FIRST SON IN CONFIDENCE
THAT HIS FATHER DEPOSITED HIS CERTFICATION INFORMATION (INCLUDING THE LITTLE
KNOWN URL OF THE MICROSOFT TRAINING AND CERTIFICATION SITE) WITH A SECURITY
COMPANY IN EUROPE FOR SAFEKEEPING. TODAY, WE HAVE VISITED HIS FATHER AT THE
PRISON TO CONFIRM, WHICH IS TRUE AND AS THE NEXT OF KIN, HE ADVISED HIM TO
SECRETLY LOOK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER THAT IS RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY, SO
THAT THEY CAN TRANSFER THIS VALUABLE AND RARE INFORMATION FOR SAFEKEEPING.
IN ORDER HAND HE ADVISED THAT YOU WILL NEED TO GO TO EUROPE TO SETUP A
HOTMAIL ACCOUNT SINCE THE INFORMATION IS THERE, WHERE THIS EMAIL WILL BE
LODGED FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR HOTMAIL ACCOUNT AS YOU KNOW THIS DATA IS
IN PLAIN-TEXT AND WAS KEPT IN A TRUNK BOX BY MY BROTHER WITH THE SECURITY
COMPANY, THIS WAS DONE INTENTIONALLY FOR THE RAINING DAYS WHICH HAS FINALLY
COME AS ENVISAGED BY HIM. THEREFORE, SINCE THEY GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH
THEIR FATHER, THIS MADE ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE TRUSTWORTHY AND RELIABLE
AND YOU WILL NOT LIKE TO INTIMIDATE THEM SINCE YOU HAVE HEARD WHAT HAPPENED
TO THEIR FATHER. AS SOON AS WE GET THE READ RECIPT FROM YOU HOTMAIL ACCOUNT,
BIDEMI AND THE MOTHER WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO SIT THE EXAMS.
PLEASE TRY AND UNDERSTAND THAT WE REALLY NEED YOUR CO-OPERATION AND
ATTENTION. BE REST ASSURED THAT THE SECURITY OF THIS TRANSACTION HAS BEEN
SOLIDIFIED AND 100% HITCH-FREE THROUGH THE INFORMATION GIVEN TO US BY BOTH
THE BANK MANAGER AND THE SECURITY COMPANY. I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT NOBODY
KNOWS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION APART FROM MYSELF, THE FAMILY AND THE BANK
MANAGER HENCE WE ARE THEREFORE GUARANTEEING YOU THAT THERE WILL BE NO
PROBLEMS OF ANY KIND. BASED ON THE INCIDENT, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP THIS
FAMILY, THEY HAVE AGREED TO OFFER YOU A PIRATE COPY OF WINDOWS 95 AND SOME
BADLY PHOTOCOPIED BRAINDUMPS AS A COMPENSATION AND APPRECIATION FOR BRINGING
UP LOST HOPE AND YOUR SINCE
RE ASSISTANCE TO THIS FAMILY. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, KINDLY CONTACT ME AS
SOON AS POSSIBLE VIA THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS. PLEASE WE ARE WAITING URGENTLY
TO HEAR FROM YOU. THANK YOU, ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA

Briscobar
Tue Dec 26 09:59:34 CST 2006

I am sympathetic towards your situation, Mr. Mamman Sir. I would like to
help you in your time of need.
Please email me back on my private address: ramon.briscobar@gmail.com


--
Ramon Briscobar
(Ret. Roflcopter pilot, 42nd batallion, UFIA)

JaR
Tue Dec 26 10:09:15 CST 2006

On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:07:36 -0500, Frisbee® cast into the ether:

> TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA

*Snerk*

PotD!

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Remove hat to reply

Frisbee®
Tue Dec 26 10:33:01 CST 2006

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.12.26.16.09.15.375934@lakabux.com...
> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:07:36 -0500, Frisbee® cast into the ether:
>
>> TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA
>
> *Snerk*
>
> PotD!

I can't take credit for it. It's from one of our MIA's from a few years
ago. Every now and then a perfect posting comes up that calls for its
reposting.

JaR
Tue Dec 26 11:17:26 CST 2006

On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:33:01 -0500, Frisbee® cast into the ether:

> I can't take credit for it. It's from one of our MIA's from a few years
> ago. Every now and then a perfect posting comes up that calls for its
> reposting.

Ah, I thought it might be, but was too lazy to check. Well worth both the
reposting and PotD(Repeat) though.

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Can we award seconds?
Remove hat to reply

TurkReno
Tue Dec 26 13:51:32 CST 2006

=?Utf-8?B?UkVNSUdVUw==?= <REMIGUS@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:59DE65CD-006D-4DFD-B568-8F5D651A106B@microsoft.com:

> MY NAME IS REMIGUS AND I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK WHICH IS WHY MCSE
> PROFESSSIONAL FROM NIGERIA ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET A JOB ON
> THE NET.
> I CURRENTLY HOLD A B.SC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH 3 MICROSOFT
> CERTIFICATIONS
> WHICH ARE MCP,MCSA AND MCSE AND I HAVE NOT GOTTING A JOB SINCE I HAVE
> BEEN CERTIFIED.
> I WILL BE GARATEFUL IF THIS CHANNEL CAN BE OF HELP

Because you:

1. Cannot spell.
2. Type in caps.
3. Do not realize that we do not care.

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TurkReno
Wed Dec 27 03:28:16 CST 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:eLSSH#PKHHA.2140@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> TODAY, WE HAVE VISITED HIS FATHER AT THE
> PRISON TO CONFIRM, WHICH IS TRUE AND AS THE NEXT OF KIN, HE ADVISED
> HIM TO SECRETLY LOOK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER THAT IS RELIABLE AND
> TRUSTWORTHY, SO THAT THEY CAN TRANSFER THIS VALUABLE AND RARE
> INFORMATION FOR SAFEKEEPING.

Lies. Just tell him we killed him...oops.


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and taking out the lowdes of the world with fervor beyond anyone's belief.

TurkReno
Wed Dec 27 03:29:14 CST 2006

JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in news:pan.2006.12.26.16.09.15.375934
@lakabux.com:

> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:07:36 -0500, Frisbee® cast into the ether:
>
>> TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA
>
> *Snerk*
>
> PotD!
>

I still think it gets PotD.

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and taking out the lowdes of the world with fervor beyond anyone's belief.

xpboyzcx
Tue Jan 02 04:15:01 CST 2007

because certificated by microsoft means nothing,and I don't think you will
got job by certificated...

Cerebrus
Tue Jan 02 09:21:31 CST 2007


xpboyzcx wrote:
> because certificated by microsoft means nothing,and I don't think you will
> got job by certificated...

Neither will you, 'coz there is no such thing as "certificated" !

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Tue Jan 02 10:24:33 CST 2007


"xpboyzcx" <xpboyzcx@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:DA054CFE-F881-4C08-9758-7319A109F57E@microsoft.com...
> because certificated by microsoft means nothing,and I don't think you will
> got job by certificated...

You are correct, 'certificated' means nothing. There is no such word as
'certificated', you made it up.

Ok, so now that you've established you like XP Boyz, why are you in a M$
'certificated' newsgroup if the M$ *certificate* means nothing to you. Why are
you here? What is your purpose?

If you're looking for little boys, then try alt.lifestyles.foad, OR, email
ILikeLittleBoys <AT> PervertedJustice <DOT> com


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