I was reading a little article on MSN which gives tips on how to get more
for your buck at the gas station. Hey, everyone wants to save money, right?!
So anyway, I'm reading it, and it's giving me info I already know. Don't
drive so fast, make sure your tires are inflated, blah blah blah. So, the
last tip on how to get better fuel economy is to "find other modes of
transportation." WTF is that? No fukcin sh!t, moran. If I take the goddamn
bus, I'm getting infinite miles/gallon in my car. Because it's sitting in my
driveway. I hate MSN. What a retarded article. It's not a big deal, but it's
little stuff like that that adds up over the course of a day and makes me go
home and want to shoot my dog. Or kick it, even. I hate stupid things.

http://autos.msn.com/advice/article.aspx?contentid=4018909&src=LP%20used,
for reference.

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Re: OT: WTF? by Neil

Neil
Thu Apr 14 12:27:02 CDT 2005

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:OzZEzZRQFHA.3544@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> "find other modes of
> transportation."

dummy, they meant "push the car". gets you lots of mpg

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Re: OT: WTF? by kpg

kpg
Thu Apr 14 13:45:11 CDT 2005

I tell my wife - but honey, motorcycles get great gas milage!
So, can I have the Harley now?


Re: OT: WTF? by CBIC

CBIC
Thu Apr 14 14:08:41 CDT 2005

kpg wrote:
> I tell my wife - but honey, motorcycles get great gas milage!
> So, can I have the Harley now?


Dude if you have to ask you'll never get your Harley.
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Re: OT: WTF? by kpg

kpg
Thu Apr 14 14:13:12 CDT 2005

> Dude if you have to ask you'll never get your Harley.

<sigh>


Re: OT: WTF? by billLASTINIT

billLASTINIT
Thu Apr 14 14:21:15 CDT 2005

kpg wrote:
>> Dude if you have to ask you'll never get your Harley.
>
> <sigh>

Silly man... simply sell it as a REALLY BIG VIBRATOR instead of as a
motorcycle.

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Re: OT: WTF? by Consultant

Consultant
Thu Apr 14 16:38:07 CDT 2005

hog's dont get good mpg, lol


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:eIQWGISQFHA.2736@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>I tell my wife - but honey, motorcycles get great gas milage!
> So, can I have the Harley now?
>



Re: OT: WTF? by CBIC

CBIC
Fri Apr 15 07:51:08 CDT 2005

Consultant wrote:
> hog's dont get good mpg, lol
>

Especially mine. I've got it running too rich so it's hot off the line. If
you follow me you get a headache from the excess gas fumes coming out of the
exhaust. What the h3ll though, gas is only $2.19 here.
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