hi!

hi everyone!
im new to the group. i would like to be MCSE certified,
can anyone let me know the quickest way to do this.
thanks. im writing from nigeria.
regards,
udoh

Emanuel
Mon Dec 20 04:52:21 CST 2004

Hello,

as i know the quikest way to be certified is to learn the product very well.
Microsoft recomends at least 1 year experience with product.
Install the server, read lots of books, read the help, play with the server
and probably in 5-6 months you will be able to take the exam.

Emanuel Ceciu
MCSE, MCT

"udoh" <itsud2001@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:194901c4e67e$acd3b580$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> hi everyone!
> im new to the group. i would like to be MCSE certified,
> can anyone let me know the quickest way to do this.
> thanks. im writing from nigeria.
> regards,
> udoh

nerd32768
Mon Dec 20 08:12:28 CST 2004

"udoh" <itsud2001@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:194901c4e67e$acd3b580$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> hi everyone!
> im new to the group. i would like to be MCSE certified,
> can anyone let me know the quickest way to do this.
> thanks. im writing from nigeria.
> regards,
> udoh

the quickest way to get your MCSE is to study during your summer break from
school. if you take one exam each week, you will be done with your MCSE in 7
weeks, with a couple of weeks for vacation.

The
Mon Dec 20 11:28:58 CST 2004

>if you take one exam each week, you will be done with your MCSE in 7
>weeks, with a couple of weeks for vacation.

... or better still take an exam each day. Then after only seven days,
merry christmas, and another paper mcse pops out.

Mind you, op will need to find a test center which tests seven days a
week, which given op's geographical location, would indicate that op
would have more luck setting up a banking scam or two.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

kpg
Mon Dec 20 11:57:23 CST 2004

This is the best way:

Day 1
7:00 AM: Breakfast - 2 eggs w/ toast, Coffee - strong
8:00 AM: 70-290
10:30: Quick Snack, (from machine)
11:00 AM: 70-291
1:00 PM; Lunch, Rally burger, Fries, Coke.
2:00 PM: 70-293
5:00 PM: Dinner - Big Steak - rare.
9:00 PM: In bed

Day 2
7:00 AM: Breakfast, 1 Bagel, Orange Juice
8:00 AM: 70-294
10:30: Meditation
11:00 AM: 70-210
1:00 PM: Lunch - Baked Potato from Wendy's.
3:00 PM: 70-297
5:00 PM: Dinner - Large Salad
9:00 PM: In bed

Day 3
(sleep late)
10:00 AM: Big breakfast - McDonalds
11:00 AM: 70-298

Note: 10 minutes before each exam - deep breathing
to relax - in through the nose, out through the
mouth, keep up for 5 minutes.

That's it! MCSE in 2.5 days.

JaR
Mon Dec 20 12:07:47 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> This is the best way:
>
> Day 1
> 7:00 AM: Breakfast - 2 eggs w/ toast, Coffee - strong
> 8:00 AM: 70-290
> 10:30: Quick Snack, (from machine)
> 11:00 AM: 70-291
> 1:00 PM; Lunch, Rally burger, Fries, Coke.
> 2:00 PM: 70-293
> 5:00 PM: Dinner - Big Steak - rare.
> 9:00 PM: In bed
>
> Day 2
> 7:00 AM: Breakfast, 1 Bagel, Orange Juice
> 8:00 AM: 70-294
> 10:30: Meditation
> 11:00 AM: 70-210
> 1:00 PM: Lunch - Baked Potato from Wendy's.
> 3:00 PM: 70-297
> 5:00 PM: Dinner - Large Salad
> 9:00 PM: In bed
>
> Day 3
> (sleep late)
> 10:00 AM: Big breakfast - McDonalds
> 11:00 AM: 70-298
>
> Note: 10 minutes before each exam - deep breathing
> to relax - in through the nose, out through the
> mouth, keep up for 5 minutes.
>
> That's it! MCSE in 2.5 days.
>
>
>

I think you should sell that program. Based on the MCSE candidates that
post in here alone, you should make a pile of money. Start posting over
at icertify, and Paisley and her bunch will make you wealthy beyond your
wildest dreams.

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The
Mon Dec 20 12:35:10 CST 2004

A friend of mine asked if it would be ok to replace '10:30:
Meditation' with '10:30: masturbation' ?

On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 11:57:23 -0600, "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com>
wrote:

>This is the best way:
>
>Day 1
> 7:00 AM: Breakfast - 2 eggs w/ toast, Coffee - strong
> 8:00 AM: 70-290
> 10:30: Quick Snack, (from machine)
> 11:00 AM: 70-291
> 1:00 PM; Lunch, Rally burger, Fries, Coke.
> 2:00 PM: 70-293
> 5:00 PM: Dinner - Big Steak - rare.
> 9:00 PM: In bed
>
>Day 2
> 7:00 AM: Breakfast, 1 Bagel, Orange Juice
> 8:00 AM: 70-294
> 10:30: Meditation
> 11:00 AM: 70-210
> 1:00 PM: Lunch - Baked Potato from Wendy's.
> 3:00 PM: 70-297
> 5:00 PM: Dinner - Large Salad
> 9:00 PM: In bed
>
>Day 3
> (sleep late)
> 10:00 AM: Big breakfast - McDonalds
> 11:00 AM: 70-298
>
>Note: 10 minutes before each exam - deep breathing
>to relax - in through the nose, out through the
>mouth, keep up for 5 minutes.
>
>That's it! MCSE in 2.5 days.
>
>


Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

kpg
Mon Dec 20 12:37:22 CST 2004

> A friend of mine asked if it would be ok to replace '10:30:
> Meditation' with '10:30: masturbation' ?

I thought that went without saying...

kp "Hell, do it during the exam if it helps!" g

Ken
Mon Dec 20 12:38:07 CST 2004

In news:nn6es0t4vikrd7pdfh0jh5i2u839h3lb0e@4ax.com,
The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> rambled:
>
> A friend of mine asked if it would be ok to replace '10:30:
> Meditation' with '10:30: masturbation' ?
>

Only if he can wait until Day 2. There is absolutely no room for Day 1
masturbation in this curriculum.

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bhileman
Mon Dec 20 12:40:23 CST 2004

For some reason, the nannybot didn't like the word S E X so here goes again.

Maybe it was h o t or m o n k e y, who knows.

Slight modifications inline:

kpg wrote:
> This is the best way:
>
> Day 1
> 7:00 AM: Breakfast - 2 eggs w/ toast, Coffee - strong
> 8:00 AM: 70-290
> 10:30: Quick Snack, (from machine)
> 11:00 AM: 70-291
> 1:00 PM; Lunch, Rally burger, Fries, Coke.
> 2:00 PM: 70-293
> 5:00 PM: Dinner - Big Steak - rare.
> 9:00 PM: In bed
9:01 - 10:59 PM: Hot monkey s e x with the MCSE groupie of your choice.
12:00 PM: Asleep
2:01 - 3:59 AM: More hot monkey s e x (second time lasts longer)
4:00 AM: Asleep again
> Day 2
> 6:55 AM: Wake discovering MCSE groupie and your wallet are missing
> 7:00 AM: Breakfast, 1 Bagel, Orange Juice
> 8:00 AM: 70-294
> 10:30: Meditation
> 11:00 AM: 70-210
> 1:00 PM: Lunch - Baked Potato from Wendy's.
> 3:00 PM: 70-297
> 5:00 PM: Dinner - Large Salad
> 9:00 PM: In bed (still no sign of missing groupie or wallet)
>
> Day 3
> (sleep late)
> 10:00 AM: Big breakfast - McDonalds
> 11:00 AM: 70-298
> 1:00 PM: Visit to clinic for magic shot to hopefully stop strange itch.
>
> Note: 10 minutes before each exam - deep breathing
> to relax - in through the nose, out through the
> mouth, keep up for 5 minutes.
>
> That's it! MCSE in 2.5 days.

--
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Ken
Mon Dec 20 12:56:14 CST 2004

In news:%23cEafNs5EHA.1292@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> rambled:
>
> For some reason, the nannybot didn't like the word S E X so here goes
> again.
>
> Maybe it was h o t or m o n k e y, who knows.
>
> Slight modifications inline:
>
> kpg wrote:
>> This is the best way:
>>
>> Day 1
>> 7:00 AM: Breakfast - 2 eggs w/ toast, Coffee - strong
>> 8:00 AM: 70-290
>> 10:30: Quick Snack, (from machine)
>> 11:00 AM: 70-291
>> 1:00 PM; Lunch, Rally burger, Fries, Coke.
>> 2:00 PM: 70-293
>> 5:00 PM: Dinner - Big Steak - rare.
>> 9:00 PM: In bed
> 9:01 - 10:59 PM: Hot monkey s e x with the MCSE groupie of your
> choice. 12:00 PM: Asleep
> 2:01 - 3:59 AM: More hot monkey s e x (second time lasts longer)
> 4:00 AM: Asleep again

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=410&ncid=410&e=6&u=/ibsys/20041218/lo_wlwt/2501141

Are you sure it wasn't Steve Hill?

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bhileman
Mon Dec 20 13:05:57 CST 2004

Ken Briscoe wrote:
>
>
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=410&ncid=410&e=6&u=/ibsys/20041218/lo_wlwt/2501141
>
> Are you sure it wasn't Steve Hill?

Ugh... I really didn't need to read that story, but it was like a car
crash... you just have to look.

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JaR
Mon Dec 20 13:18:58 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Frisbee® climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> Ken Briscoe wrote:
>>
>>
> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=410&ncid=410&e=6&u=/ibs
> ys/20041218/lo_wlwt/2501141
>>
>> Are you sure it wasn't Steve Hill?
>
> Ugh... I really didn't need to read that story, but it was like a car
> crash... you just have to look.
>

Three fscking _YEARS_?

Suuuuuuuuurre.

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Neil
Mon Dec 20 14:22:49 CST 2004

did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in news:
#Mot9Ls5EHA.3644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> In news:nn6es0t4vikrd7pdfh0jh5i2u839h3lb0e@4ax.com,
> The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> rambled:
>>
>> A friend of mine asked if it would be ok to replace '10:30:
>> Meditation' with '10:30: masturbation' ?
>>
>
> Only if he can wait until Day 2. There is absolutely no room for Day 1
> masturbation in this curriculum.
>

test center would prefer you wait til EOD for this as clean will cut into
test times. best would be to do it after 70-298...

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