WMI

Yeah... all the hype about you MCNGP guys.
The reason for posting here is because you supposedly
know your stuff.

Although when actually asked a question that requires
knowledge on a semi-technical subject you go all quiet.

Maybe I should have asked a question more suited to your
intelligence level such as "Does that come with fries" or
what does WMI stand for?

Worthless Morons In-here.

You guys pride yourselves on being great IT
professional. ???
Thanks for not helping.

Figures!
F*&%in waste of time.

nerd32768
Tue Jun 22 11:03:23 CDT 2004


> Thanks for not helping.

Your Welcome

Bob
Tue Jun 22 11:16:15 CDT 2004

So i'm right.

You guys don't actually know anything.

Bob.
(look see, using my name now!)

>-----Original Message-----
>
>> Thanks for not helping.
>
>Your Welcome
>
>
>.
>

nerd32768
Tue Jun 22 11:28:23 CDT 2004

> So i'm right.
>
> You guys don't actually know anything.
>
> Bob.
> (look see, using my name now!)

If you want an intelligent answer, most of us will give you a good answer in
"Microsoft.public.win2000.general". This is a home for us crazy people, not
for answering questions.

Bob
Tue Jun 22 11:38:41 CDT 2004

Thanks for the pointer. I'll re-post soon.


>-----Original Message-----
>> So i'm right.
>>
>> You guys don't actually know anything.
>>
>> Bob.
>> (look see, using my name now!)
>
>If you want an intelligent answer, most of us will give
you a good answer in
>"Microsoft.public.win2000.general". This is a home for
us crazy people, not
>for answering questions.
>
>
>.
>

Neil
Tue Jun 22 11:56:17 CDT 2004

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in news:1f99b01c4586f
$d65c64d0$a301280a@phx.gbl:

> Yeah... all the hype about you MCNGP guys.
> The reason for posting here is because you supposedly
> know your stuff.
>
> Although when actually asked a question that requires
> knowledge on a semi-technical subject you go all quiet.
>
> Maybe I should have asked a question more suited to your
> intelligence level such as "Does that come with fries" or
> what does WMI stand for?
>
> Worthless Morons In-here.
>
> You guys pride yourselves on being great IT
> professional. ???
> Thanks for not helping.
>
> Figures!
> F*&%in waste of time.

testy, oh well.

Have you looked into the Scriptomatic? how about digging thru the SDK?
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-
us/wmisdk/wmi/wmi_start_page.asp or http://tinyurl.com/awq7 might be of
some help to you. did you check teh script center to see if something you
need has already been created?
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/community/scriptcenter/network/default.m
spx
has scripts for:
? Enumerate Network Client Information
? Enumerate Network Connections
among many others.

Sorry we can't just hang around and answer all your questions for you on
demand, but if you do a bit more research perhaps you can learn to live
without us...

HTH,HAND

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

billLASTINIT
Tue Jun 22 11:04:27 CDT 2004

anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com wrote:
> what does WMI stand for?

Weapons of Mass Instruction.

--
Fris "HTH HAND" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.tk

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

Ken
Tue Jun 22 13:44:16 CDT 2004

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1f99b01c4586f$d65c64d0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> Yeah... all the hype about you MCNGP guys.
> The reason for posting here is because you supposedly
> know your stuff.

Yes, ma'am, we do.

> Although when actually asked a question that requires
> knowledge on a semi-technical subject you go all quiet.

Probably because this isn't the appropriate newsgroup. See, this is for the
MCSE certification and related exams. Not WMI. Use "OT" next time you have a
technical question. If you have a question about exams themselves, then post
away.

>
> Maybe I should have asked a question more suited to your
> intelligence level such as "Does that come with fries"

I believe it does. Unless they were just being nice to me and gave me free
fries. But at lunch today, I got fries. YMMV.

> or
> what does WMI stand for?

You'd think this would be your first research project, not the scripting
itself.

> Worthless Morons In-here.

Oh, hahahahaha! Nice one! That's so funny! Worthless Morons In-here!
Priceless!

> You guys pride yourselves on being great IT
> professional. ???

No one said anything about being great, or about being professional, for
that matter.

> Thanks for not helping.

Well, looks like I did my good deed for the day!

> Figures!

updates

> F*&%in waste of time.

No kidding. I wasted 5 minutes replying to you.

HAND, friend.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

TechGeekPro
Tue Jun 22 13:48:24 CDT 2004

First result from Google:

http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/wmisdk/wmi/
wmi_reference.asp
or http://tinyurl.com/2m6nz

Remember, Google is your friend you lazy, anonymous assclown!!!

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:#OBn$bIWEHA.212@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com wrote:
> > what does WMI stand for?
>
> Weapons of Mass Instruction.
>
> --
> Fris "HTH HAND" bee®, MCNGP #13
>
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
> http://www.mcngp.tk
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>

The
Tue Jun 22 14:43:46 CDT 2004

>Have you looked into the Scriptomatic? how about digging thru the SDK?

lol! what's SDK????

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Tue Jun 22 14:43:12 CDT 2004

Now you've gone and confused 'it'!!!!

On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 14:48:41 -0400, "TechGeekPro"
<%username%@yahoo.com> wrote:

>First result from Google:
>
>http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/wmisdk/wmi/
>wmi_reference.asp
>or http://tinyurl.com/2m6nz
>
>Remember, Google is your friend you lazy, anonymous assclown!!!


Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Tue Jun 22 14:50:51 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news:su2hd0l1o800qqc43j3b4hhn70qb4jmpot@4ax.com:

> lol! what's SDK????

ok ok not a fair statement...the documentation...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

The
Tue Jun 22 14:55:12 CDT 2004

>> lol! what's SDK????
>
>ok ok not a fair statement...the documentation...

documentation for what!!!!!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Tue Jun 22 15:07:00 CDT 2004

>The reason for posting here is because you supposedly
>know your stuff.

That I do.

>Although when actually asked a question that requires
>knowledge on a semi-technical subject you go all quiet.

... questions which any fukcwit could find the answer within a few
moments, if that is, he/she had half a brain..

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Laura
Wed Jun 23 22:55:41 CDT 2004

circa Tue, 22 Jun 2004 08:44:43 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com
(anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com) said,
>
> Yeah... all the hype about you MCNGP guys.
> The reason for posting here is because you supposedly
> know your stuff.
>
> Although when actually asked a question that requires
> knowledge on a semi-technical subject you go all quiet.
>
> Maybe I should have asked a question more suited to your
> intelligence level such as "Does that come with fries" or
> what does WMI stand for?
>

Well, I'm so glad I answered that WMI question now. Nice.

Laura
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Laura
Wed Jun 23 22:56:32 CDT 2004

circa Tue, 22 Jun 2004 20:43:46 +0100, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, The Poster Formerly Known as Kline
Sphere <.> (The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>) said,
> >Have you looked into the Scriptomatic? how about digging thru the SDK?
>
> lol! what's SDK????
>
Surely you jest.

Laura
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

The
Thu Jun 24 12:16:56 CDT 2004

>> lol! what's SDK????
>>
>Surely you jest.

you are correct; and my name's not Surely.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3